Just Sharted!!!!

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Great thread... I have been caught short a few times, but my fav sharting story is one of my mates, at uni he was staying round his girlfriends house, she was doing some work and he was in a playful mood, wanting her to stop and pay him attention, getting up in just his boxers he decided it would be funny to fart in his girlfriends face... so down went the boxers, cheeks parted and yup instead of the said fart, he sharted on her essay - these being the days before computers, he said it was reasonably firm so he picked it up and disposed of it, however, she had to rewrite the essay and he didnt get any, or for a while after either...

 

[urmston]

Great thread... I have been caught short a few times, but my fav sharting story is one of my mates, at uni he was staying round his girlfriends house, she was doing some work and he was in a playful mood, wanting her to stop and pay him attention, getting up in just his boxers he decided it would be funny to fart in his girlfriends face... so down went the boxers, cheeks parted and yup instead of the said fart, he sharted on her essay - these being the days before computers, he said it was reasonably firm so he picked it up and disposed of it, however, she had to rewrite the essay and he didnt get any, or for a while after either...

At 'uni'? Essays?

You middle class f*cking boring tw*t.

Don't come on here with your dull sharting stories.

And all you working class f*cking boring tw*ts can stop it too.

So fuck off you twats.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Great thread... I have been caught short a few times, but my fav sharting story is one of my mates, at uni he was staying round his girlfriends house, she was doing some work and he was in a playful mood, wanting her to stop and pay him attention, getting up in just his boxers he decided it would be funny to fart in his girlfriends face... so down went the boxers, cheeks parted and yup instead of the said fart, he sharted on her essay - these being the days before computers, he said it was reasonably firm so he picked it up and disposed of it, however, she had to rewrite the essay and he didnt get any, or for a while after either...

At 'uni'? Essays?

You middle class f*cking boring tw*t.

Don't come on here with your dull sharting stories.

And all you working class f*cking boring tw*ts can stop it too.

So fuck off you twats.

How come you put asterisks in some of the swear words and not others?

 

[crizack]

Coz he can you bummer.

 

[CTID1988]

CTID1988 Post subject: How to stop a girl ever speaking to you again...Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:46 pm



Joined: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:43 pm
Posts: 1128 I wotn go into massive details, but this girl ive been seeing has turned into a right horrible, nasty cow. I need an idea of how to get rid of her, so she will never speak to me again. What can i say that is so nasty and horrible that she will hate me forever!? Ive tried telling her i want nothing to do with her, ive tried every other route but it isnt working. Any ideas?!

Well I think theres an answer for one of you ??

Thanks mate! Haha