Kay Burley

[Pigeonho]

Would you? Simple enough question.

I would, yer know.

 

[johnny on the spot]

If it got her off the television for five minutes, yes.

 

[Bilston Blue]

It'd be rude not to.

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

Thinking man's crumpet.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Thinking man's crumpet.

More like the 'What were you thinking, man?'s' crumpet.

 

[Pigeonho]

If it got her off the television for five minutes, yes.

You're near there aren't you? Do us a favour, whilst she's on air walk over and say, 'alright Kay, I know this lad called Pigeonho, here's his number'. Here' how I want you to scribble it down:

07887Iwanttoeatyourshit.

If she belts you one, I apologize in advance.

Nice one pal.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

i used to always say no..... then i saw her in pink with her hair up..... arrraggghhhrrrr!

 

[johnny on the spot]

If it got her off the television for five minutes, yes.

You're near there aren't you? Do us a favour, whilst she's on air walk over and say, 'alright Kay, I know this lad called Pigeonho, here's his number'. Here' how I want you to scribble it down:

07887Iwanttoeatyourshit.

If she belts you one, I apologize in advance.

Nice one pal.

You'd eat this woman's shit?

 

[Pigeonho]

You're near there aren't you? Do us a favour, whilst she's on air walk over and say, 'alright Kay, I know this lad called Pigeonho, here's his number'. Here' how I want you to scribble it down:

07887Iwanttoeatyourshit.

If she belts you one, I apologize in advance.

Nice one pal.

You'd eat this woman's shit?

Not now, it'll be all manky and rotten. Turn on Sky News right now... i'd eat THAT woman's shit. She looks hot to trot today, if not a little red faced, (however I reckon thats because she has seen my number already).

 

[johnny on the spot]

She's had work done.