Kay Burley

[Pigeonho]

She's had work done.

Perhaps, I tell you something though she'd have to STFU, as I couldn't be doing with that wanna be posh accent for the 2 mins it'd take.

I heard Lampard's been there.....

 

[johnny on the spot]

I heard Lampard's been there.....

Get the fuck outta here...

 

[Pigeonho]

Get the fuck outta here...

Few years ago that rumour mate, just one of those tabloid type things but I remember the story. If its true, i'm 'ITM'. (In the Minge).

 

[Fame Monster]

Just put Sky news on now and I have to say I'm disappointed. But Gillian Joseph, now that's another story.

 

[desperatedon]

couldn't be doing with that wanna be posh accent for the 2 mins it'd take

"Posh accent"?! Just give her a Poole's pie and tell her to stop putting on airs and graces.

She's from Beech Hill in Wigan, one bite of a meyt n prayter and she'll be talking jibberish like the rest of them.

 

[Anonymous]

I might .......

if she asked nicely!

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[johnny on the spot]

She's a moose.

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

You can just imagine waking up next to her couldn't you?

"Morning love"

"Good morning. Breaking news this morning as I woke up with a headache. Despite repeated requests, Bob refuses to provide me with breakfast in bed. It is believed that I'll have to make it myself. According to a spokesman this could have domestic consequences"

"eh?"

"There will be more after this short break"

 

[wearethesouthstand]

sarah jane mee any day of the week

 

[liamctid]

You can just imagine waking up next to her couldn't you?

"Morning love"

"Good morning. Breaking news this morning as I woke up with a headache. Despite repeated requests, Bob refuses to provide me with breakfast in bed. It is believed that I'll have to make it myself. According to a spokesman this could have domestic consequences"

"eh?"

"There will be more after this short break"

Haha

I would, but then I'd smack her for what she said to Peter Andre.