Keeping Cats out of the garden

Firstly, any cat shit you end up having to clear up needs to be deposited at the door of the owners.

Probably the best thing you can do if it isn't reacting to the usual methods is to just actively scare the cat at every opportunity, make it not want to come anywhere near you. you see it, scare it off without being a dick to it and hope it learns to fear you.

Otherwise, get a dog. My neighbours have in the last 6 months got a cat, it seems fairly nice to be fair, it seemingly just sits perched on the far end of the fence of their back garden all day, as its there everytime i look, wont come near our side of the fence though as my dog is constantly on patrol ready to chase the thing off if it even contemplates coming any closer. Not had a single instance of cat shit in our garden yet.
 
ninjamonkey said:
Firstly, any cat shit you end up having to clear up needs to be deposited at the door of the owners.

Probably the best thing you can do if it isn't reacting to the usual methods is to just actively scare the cat at every opportunity, make it not want to come anywhere near you. you see it, scare it off without being a dick to it and hope it learns to fear you.

Otherwise, get a dog. My neighbours have in the last 6 months got a cat, it seems fairly nice to be fair, it seemingly just sits perched on the far end of the fence of their back garden all day, as its there everytime i look, wont come near our side of the fence though as my dog is constantly on patrol ready to chase the thing off if it even contemplates coming any closer. Not had a single instance of cat shit in our garden yet.
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It's full of dog shit though
 
Silent roar was good a keeping them out. Have to keep putting it down for a few weeks as it basically smells of lion shit so they won't come near.

Either that or a manchester terrier then nothing will ever come it the garden ever again. Stupid mutt even went on mad spree of barking and legging it around the garden because a Robin sat on the shed roof.
 
We have a Labrador, fucking stupid and loves cat shit, so we dont let him out in the garden unattended. We have tried, without success, those black cat shaped objects with reflective glass eyes, some sort of spray made from plants that cats dont like and more recently and going all high tech, one of those radar things that emits a high frequency sound that scares the shit out of any mammal within range. Nothing works....I think a trip to Knowsley Safari Park may be on the cards and buy a bag of Lion shit.....
 
Red hot curry powder/mustard powder and some naga chilli flakes.

Not seen any for a while.

Tried those noise emiting devices, no good.
Tried those black cat silhouettes things, no good.

Bought a shit load of curry powder, mustard powder and chilli flakes. I put it down, once a week where they like to defecate and where they enter the garden - Back gate.

Fingers crossed all good. Not seen any shite or cat in last 6 months.
 
BlueMonkey79 said:
Red hot curry powder/mustard powder and some naga chilli flakes.

Not seen any for a while.

Tried those noise emiting devices, no good.
Tried those black cat silhouettes things, no good.

Bought a shit load of curry powder, mustard powder and chilli flakes. I put it down, once a week where they like to defecate and where they enter the garden - Back gate.

Fingers crossed all good. Not seen any shite or cat in last 6 months.
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Wont be long until the Bengal cats get wind of your ploy and all start hanging out at your gaff mate.
 
I've already had a polite word with the owners next door, apparently their cat doesn't do it outside, can I show them the pooh,that's not our cats shit and they'll only believe it if I can show them a photo of it actually shitting in my garden even though I've shown them photos of their cat in our garden, gen z or whatever they're called ignorant know alls
 
Do what a mate did

His neighbours cat kept attacking his cat

So he trapped the neighbours cat, put it in a cat box, drove to some place far away and dropped the cat off there

Never seen again
 
uweuweuwe said:
Silent roar was good a keeping them out. Have to keep putting it down for a few weeks as it basically smells of lion shit so they won't come near.

Either that or a manchester terrier then nothing will ever come it the garden ever again. Stupid mutt even went on mad spree of barking and legging it around the garden because a Robin sat on the shed roof.
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Yep. My terrier spends hours growling at nxt doors little plastic windmill..
 
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