Kerry Katona

1) Look at her face, she has the common rough look that only years of poor diet and living conditions can create, she'll look like a 50 year old street brass when she hits 40-have no doubts.

2) She's been airbrushed to fook.
 
monkey-trousers said:
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anybody that says they would turn that down needs there head testing! :)
 
Brainless crack head waste of space. her and all like her.

Piles on weight- cries to Hello magazine for interview- books her self into rehab- uses newpapers to keep her in the headlines- has surgery to remove weight- pose for pics and new interview with Hello magazine about her weight loss.

3 months later repeat above, 3 months later repeat again. Not done a proper days work in her life i bet
 
She used to be ok. There's a nice topless pic of her when she was younger. Now she just looks like a huffer moose.
 
She looks great , and i'll bet she's full of it too .......

i'd goose her all day long .... with long breaks for breaths in between!
 
Her fella is a dick, he has proper ruined her financially, ended up getting them evicted from their gaff in Wilmslow,
I hear he still owes for the Merc and 2 bikes.
 
She does look good now, but:

a) It would feel like putting a screwdriver into a cave
b) Shes still a cokehead
c) She's a right mental nutjob.

The baggage that comes with her is dripping off like the cheese on her guff, so i'll happily pass.
 
Ode to Katona:

Oh it's ever so funny
I don't think you're special
I don't think you're cool
You're just probably alright
But under these lights you look beautiful

And I'm strugglin'
I can't see through your fake tan
Yeah, you know it for a fact
That everybody's eatin' out of your hands

But what do you know?
Oh you know nothing
Yeah, but I'll still take you home
Yeah, I'll still take you home
So what do you know?
Said you don't know nothing

Well fancy seein' you in here
You're all tarted up
And you don't look the same
Well I haven't seen you since last year
Yeah surprisingly
You have forgot my name

But you know it
Yeah, you knew it all along
Oh you say you have forgotten
But you're fibbing
Go on tell me I'm wrong

So what do you know?
Oh you know nothing
Yeah, but I'll still take you home
Yeah, I'll still take you home
So what do you know?
Oh you don't know nothing, no

I say what do you know?
That you don't know nothing, no
Yeah, but I'll still take you home
Yeah, I'll still take you home
I said what do you know?
Oh you don't know nothing

I fancy you with a passion
You're a Topshop princess, a rockstar too
But you're a fad, you're a fashion
And I'm having a job trying to talk to you

But it's alright, yeah I'll put it all on one-side
Oh 'cause everybody's looking
You've got control of everyone's eyes
Including mine



Using Stony's comparison, I've always loved Baxters, so count me in.
 
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