Khaldoon v Trump: Just what were they talking about?

'Donald, you talk more shite than brexit Jim across the road from us back home, can you also tell that little wierdo next to you to stop picking his bum & sniffing it'
 
Donald - "I obviously will need the Presidential Suite at your swanky new hotel when I come visit in 2026"
Khaldoon - "Of course Mr President! Would you be wanting seats reserved in the Sky Bar as well?" "And a visit to the Sky Walk too?"
 
Slightly off-topic but Gallup, in partnership with the UN, Oxford University etc, have produced a World Happiness Report to coincide with UN’s International Day of Happiness...

https://www.gallup.com/analytics/349487/world-happiness-report.aspx

I think it's based on evaluations of their residents i.e., an opinion poll with a lot of additional analysis about satisfaction with political process, life expectancy, GDP, household size, individual isolation etc.

I was largely just interested in the ranking of countries. The UAE ranks above Germany, UK and the USA.

1. Finland
2. Denmark
3. Iceland

21. UAE
22. Germany
23. UK
24. USA

146. Sierra Leone
147. Afghanistan
10. Mexico
18. Canada
24. USA
32. Saudi Arabia
40. Italy
 
The UAE has zero income tax, free healthcare and university, grants for first time house buyers, generous pension schemes and disability benefits.

I bet they're fucking over the moon.
Only for citizens who are a tiny minority of residents. Who did Gallup poll?
 
Donald: Khaldoon, you need to look at season ticket prices, match day ticket prices, and the way the Directors at City are treating City fans, especially the loyal Legacy City fans.

Khaldoon: I'll do that Donald.
 

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