Knife in left hand

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Despite being left-handed I have always used a knife and fork the correct way round.

Same here; left handed, but the fork stays in the left hand.

+1

Another left hander who holds his fork in the left hand.

Proper dining table manners were enforced in our house, knife and fork held properly, the correct way around, this was seen as essential (dad also hates people who hold their knife like a pen), no elbows on the table, no eating with your mouth full, no talking over somebody else, eat at the table not on your lap and no television (was relaxed slightly if something 'important' was on) . Spoons were for soup and dessert only, special needs eaters like drone and pasta twistling nonces like Chris wouldnt have been welcome in our house hold.

 

[SWP's back]

Fork in the left Knife in the right. This will turn into a muffin or barm thread.

It won't as there is only one correct way.

The OP is uncouth. As are the other heathen cunts.

 

[Super David Silva 21]

Knife right, fork left


Also i'm right handed, so why do I answer the phone with my left???

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Knife right, fork left


Also i'm right handed, so why do I answer the phone with my left???

You are wanking?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Knife right, fork left


Also i'm right handed, so why do I answer the phone with my left???

Is it because the phone is on your left hand side, and therefore it is more ergonomically efficient to use your left hand, given that you haven't suffered a partial stroke?

 

[kenzie115]

I didn't realise there were adults who held the knife in their left hand. I've seen kids do it on occasion but how you've not managed to learn proper table etiquette by the time you reach adulthood is beyond me.

 

[Chris in London]

Same here; left handed, but the fork stays in the left hand.

+1

Another left hander who holds his fork in the left hand.

Proper dining table manners were enforced in our house, knife and fork held properly, the correct way around, this was seen as essential (dad also hates people who hold their knife like a pen), no elbows on the table, no eating with your mouth full, no talking over somebody else, eat at the table not on your lap and no television (was relaxed slightly if something 'important' was on) . Spoons were for soup and dessert only, special needs eaters like drone and pasta twistling nonces like Chris wouldnt have been welcome in our house hold.

Fucking hell it's another one. It's like being on the set of Spring and Port Wine down here.

By 'eck, our Paul, our Dad'll go crackers if you go in t' best room with all t'muck from down't pit on thi hands. And you can tek them mucky boots off int' yard an' all. Mucky bugger.

And where's our Greg? 'E should be back from t'chippy by now. Did 'E forget 'is loyalty card or summat?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

+1

Another left hander who holds his fork in the left hand.

Proper dining table manners were enforced in our house, knife and fork held properly, the correct way around, this was seen as essential (dad also hates people who hold their knife like a pen), no elbows on the table, no eating with your mouth full, no talking over somebody else, eat at the table not on your lap and no television (was relaxed slightly if something 'important' was on) . Spoons were for soup and dessert only, special needs eaters like drone and pasta twistling nonces like Chris wouldnt have been welcome in our house hold.

Fucking hell it's another one. It's like being on the set of Spring and Port Wine down here.

By 'eck, our Paul, our Dad'll go crackers if you go in t' best room with all t'muck from down't pit on thi hands. And you can tek them mucky boots off int' yard an' all. Mucky bugger.

And where's our Greg? 'E should be back from t'chippy by now. Did 'E forget 'is loyalty card or summat?

The day al-Qaeda perfect the Barnes Wallis technique and total that fucking Thames flood barrier, and you southern rats drown like the vermin you are, you will hear long and loud laughter from the right side of Watford Gap.
That will be me.
And if they start a charidee appeal for you cunts, then I will send the contents of my water butt.

 

[Challenger1978]

Another left hander who holds his fork in the left hand.

Proper dining table manners were enforced in our house, knife and fork held properly, the correct way around, this was seen as essential (dad also hates people who hold their knife like a pen), no elbows on the table, no eating with your mouth full, no talking over somebody else, eat at the table not on your lap and no television (was relaxed slightly if something 'important' was on) . Spoons were for soup and dessert only, special needs eaters like drone and pasta twistling nonces like Chris wouldnt have been welcome in our house hold.

Fucking hell it's another one. It's like being on the set of Spring and Port Wine down here.

By 'eck, our Paul, our Dad'll go crackers if you go in t' best room with all t'muck from down't pit on thi hands. And you can tek them mucky boots off int' yard an' all. Mucky bugger.

And where's our Greg? 'E should be back from t'chippy by now. Did 'E forget 'is loyalty card or summat?

The day al-Qaeda perfect the Barnes Wallis technique and total that fucking Thames flood barrier, and you southern rats drown like the vermin you are, you will hear long and loud laughter from the right side of Watford Gap.
That will be me.
And if they start a charidee appeal for you cunts, then I will send the contents of my water butt.

Fucking brilliant

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

+1

Another left hander who holds his fork in the left hand.

Proper dining table manners were enforced in our house, knife and fork held properly, the correct way around, this was seen as essential (dad also hates people who hold their knife like a pen), no elbows on the table, no eating with your mouth full, no talking over somebody else, eat at the table not on your lap and no television (was relaxed slightly if something 'important' was on) . Spoons were for soup and dessert only, special needs eaters like drone and pasta twistling nonces like Chris wouldnt have been welcome in our house hold.

Fucking hell it's another one. It's like being on the set of Spring and Port Wine down here.

By 'eck, our Paul, our Dad'll go crackers if you go in t' best room with all t'muck from down't pit on thi hands. And you can tek them mucky boots off int' yard an' all. Mucky bugger.

And where's our Greg? 'E should be back from t'chippy by now. Did 'E forget 'is loyalty card or summat?

I'm not having this, as my father would often say, its not correct or proper to eat solid food with a spoon, manners were adhered to strictly, and no fancy Italian ways (even having spent holidays there) were adopted. Soup or dessert spoon, i've heard of a pasta spoon, but they are for fishing the pasta out of boiling water not eating with. I presume you use a dessert spoon to eat pasta, the clue is in the name you fucking heathen.

Edit: what fetters said as well