Korean Rag

[OrigamiNinja]

The following is a post from a Korean Rag on the MEN website regarding Rooneys injury. Its the usual rag nonsense but the actual wording is comical in parts!

"Relax it not big problem because we now break Chelsea and win prem cup anyway. Chelsea are fake and cheaters with drogba who dive like mad fish trying to fly over pelican. They have ancelotti fool of manager who have funny eyebrow that move all over face when he not looking. I think it is trying to escape off his head. Haha.

Also Man U must win prem cup to make Terry think hard in brain if he want to kiss ladys when he already have married lady wife.

Anyway already we make history with trophy wich we win between Villa in big Wemberly cup when we smash Manc city. Haha mancini look like mad fool with scarf standing on edge of old Trafford pitch. Like fergie when he laugh and hold close Ref to make Hughes fuming mad man when we destroy Manc city 43. Mancini must now wear clown scarf for 34 years for being Manc city idiot and for not arriving at old Trafford to help fergie with tactics and mind game."

 

[baldybouncer]

Obvious wind up. A Rag from anywhere BUT Korea me thinks!!

 

[smeeagain]

i thought maybe this was a blue wind up perhaps ?
then again it is possibly a genuine red

 

[Didsbury Dave]

i thought maybe this was a blue wind up perhaps ?
then again it is possibly a genuine red

Of course its a fucking blue wind up.

Give me strength.

 

[levets]

Got to be a blue wind up... just like those on that Glazer website... anybody got the address for that? I fancy a good laugh..

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

can I have egg fried rice and a Chihuahua with that.

 

[samharris]

i thought maybe this was a blue wind up perhaps ?
then again it is possibly a genuine red

Of course its a fucking blue wind up.

Give me strength.

Thats a bit high and mighty...
oh I forgot,ur the oracle around here.

 

[bluemonkey71]

LOL @DD

 

[Mikeegrini]

Got to be a blue wind up... just like those on that Glazer website... anybody got the address for that? I fancy a good laugh..

here you go mate <a class="postlink" href="http://www.malcolmglazer.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.malcolmglazer.com/</a>

 

[Blue Smarties]

Even if it is a blue that's quality.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Of course its a fucking blue wind up.

Give me strength.

Thats a bit high and mighty...
oh I forgot,ur the oracle around here.

Look up "irony" in the dictionary mate.

 

[samharris]

Thats a bit high and mighty...
oh I forgot,ur the oracle around here.

Look up "irony" in the dictionary mate.

still miffed at yesterday I see.. get over it mate :)

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Thats a bit high and mighty...
oh I forgot,ur the oracle around here.

Look up "irony" in the dictionary mate.

What's text speak for irony? INE?

 

[the goats backside]

God, here we go again time to leave this thread

 

[avoidconfusion]

Chelsea are fake and cheaters with drogba who dive like mad fish trying to fly over pelican. They have ancelotti fool of manager who have funny eyebrow that move all over face when he not looking. I think it is trying to escape off his head. Haha.

WUM/ FAKE or not but that is fucking brilliant hahahahahahaha

 

[flb]

Its the same lad who did Jimmy Greenhoff from Malta


Quality

 

[samharris]

God, here we go again time to leave this thread

me too..

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

God, here we go again time to leave this thread

me too..

Only teasing.

I used to do this sort of thing all the time on the MEN. Used the screenname name "Mustafa Lafatrags".

 

[samharris]

me too..

Only teasing.

I used to do this sort of thing all the time on the MEN. Used the screenname name "Mustafa Lafatrags".

Sorry mate...Ive been a tad argumentative in the last few days but i dont mean owt...

 

[Didsbury Dave]

me too..

Only teasing.

I used to do this sort of thing all the time on the MEN. Used the screenname name "Mustafa Lafatrags".

MK Red was me.

I copped a ban after a while. Fun while it lasted though.