Kyle Walker Song

[Alan Harper's Tash]

"You'll never catch Kyle Walker"

Uncle Des would approve.

 

[Leeky]

Flash..Ah-Ah,
Hes a miracle!

He's for every one of us
Runs for every one of us
He'll save with his mighty stride
Every man, every woman, every child with a mighty Flash

Might be best to keep the kids out of songs with knobs out

 

[TinFoilHat]

Yorkshire Born
City Led
Kyle swings his dick around our heads
With a dickslap for any rag twat and
gives any prossie a bone
Kyle Walker leads us home.

 

[mrbelfry]

Then we saw his pace
Cos he's Kyle Walker
Makes left wingers
Cry all the time

He's in love and he hates united
Kyle Walker couldn't leave here if he tried

 

[Son of Merv]

Might be best to keep the kids out of songs with knobs out

? It refers to his speed. Nothing about knobs, you filth monkey.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Kyle Walker’s disco knob is the best, it goes up from his arse to his chest

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Flash..Ah-Ah,
Hes a miracle!

He's for every one of us
Runs for every one of us
He'll save with his mighty stride
Every man, every woman, every child with a mighty Flash

Not sure I want Kyle to be doing a mighty flash for every child tbh.

 

[JRockBlues]

No hard evidence?

With the amount he'd had to drink, probably not.

 

[Son of Merv]

Not sure I want Kyle to be doing a mighty flash for every child tbh.

Well, they are the Queen lyrics and it refers to his speed, not getting his knob out.
Maybe this should be renamed 'Kyle Walker Fnarr,Fnarr Song' (or Schlong, even?) to make it clear that only trouser snake:unleashed references are allowed.

 

[Kinkybyname]

Cos Kyle can run 500 miles,
and Kyle can run 500 more,
just to be the man who ran a thousand miles
to watch King Erling score-oh-oh