lady gaga

[sweynforkbeard]

I think I'd pass on Jordan.
You think you'd piss on Jordan?-disgusting.
She's mostly plastic and i've heard her breath stinks.

Well it would after that.

 

[m27]

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She actually looks like a plasterer's radio. How ironic.

 

[warpig]

Well it would after that.

haha. fail.

 

[lee-mcfc]

see there shes normal she looks ten times better

 

[Swales lives]

The virgins on here who pretend that they'd knock her back make me piss. Her music is shit, so what?
I'd be elbow deep in the woman in 5 minutes ( and that includes foreplay), same goes for Jordan, Katona and a breathing Jade Goodie.

5 minutes? what a top shag. i'll give her my best 2 mins shes ever had.

The 5 minutes includes foreplay and conversation, ie "I've got a knife... take that phone off yer 'ead, and tuck your cock away."

 

[happymoondays]

5 minutes? what a top shag. i'll give her my best 2 mins shes ever had.

The 5 minutes includes foreplay and conversation, ie "I've got a knife... take that phone off yer 'ead, and tuck your cock away."

lol.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Well it would after that.

haha. fail.

aluminium. foil.

 

[Freestyler]

if shes a full on blown woman, and not a ex-bloke like reported, then i would smash fuck out of her,

i'm scared of fancying her and stating where i stand with her, incase she has a cock and indeed was a man.

 

[johnny on the spot]

The wetblanket's Courtney Love. Motherfuck her and her silly hats.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

The wetblanket's Courtney Love. Motherfuck her and her silly hats.

100% mate