CooperMcfcF/W
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When i saw this link for the German international i was a bit shocked. Then i broke it down in my head.
My first question would be why would he want to come to City who are not in the champions league?
Then i thought about the Hughes Santa Cruz Bayern Link.
Phone Conversation
Hughes: Alright rocky, everythings going through now so i could see you at training in a week or so. Nedam Onuhu is going the other way and Sams happy.
RSC: Good Good
Hughes: Listen do you have any contact still with Lahmy the left back at Bayern Munich?
RSC: Yes he is a great friend, why are you interested in him?
Hughes: of course he is a world class player with vast experiance.
RSC: I will phone him gaffer and get back to you
Next Phone Call
RSC: Lahmy its me mate...guess what i'm going to Manchester City and the manager wants to sign you as well?
Lahmy:How much they paying you??
RSC:80,000 euros a week buddy, Hughes is an organ grinder but it pays dividends at the end of the season.
Lahmy: Tell ze manager i want 120,000 euros and a 2million euro signing on fee.
RSC: No problem mate, just a warning. The brothels in Manchester are fucking crap compared to Munich mate,Cloud 9, Chesterfield,Piccadilly, Shangrala all crap.
Even the players idea of sex is different. These cunts in Blackburn taught me how to "Spik Roast" but i ended up with a sore jaw and a sore ass. Benni McCarthy and a geeza called Samba. Real Big Boys.
Lahmy:mmmmm fvuck zat ,!!!!150,000 euros comrade at least and i vant an apartment in Hulme is it??? Oh and order me two of those fooking Spik Roasts......Snell?
RSC: hey its "SWEET MATE. TOP ONE BUZZING, TWISTING ME MELONS MAN"
Lahmy: Vat ze fook are you on about my friend.
RSC: nothing my friend just a little private joke. Its just a few phrases i am learning..h ahaaa speak soon.
My first question would be why would he want to come to City who are not in the champions league?
Then i thought about the Hughes Santa Cruz Bayern Link.
Phone Conversation
Hughes: Alright rocky, everythings going through now so i could see you at training in a week or so. Nedam Onuhu is going the other way and Sams happy.
RSC: Good Good
Hughes: Listen do you have any contact still with Lahmy the left back at Bayern Munich?
RSC: Yes he is a great friend, why are you interested in him?
Hughes: of course he is a world class player with vast experiance.
RSC: I will phone him gaffer and get back to you
Next Phone Call
RSC: Lahmy its me mate...guess what i'm going to Manchester City and the manager wants to sign you as well?
Lahmy:How much they paying you??
RSC:80,000 euros a week buddy, Hughes is an organ grinder but it pays dividends at the end of the season.
Lahmy: Tell ze manager i want 120,000 euros and a 2million euro signing on fee.
RSC: No problem mate, just a warning. The brothels in Manchester are fucking crap compared to Munich mate,Cloud 9, Chesterfield,Piccadilly, Shangrala all crap.
Even the players idea of sex is different. These cunts in Blackburn taught me how to "Spik Roast" but i ended up with a sore jaw and a sore ass. Benni McCarthy and a geeza called Samba. Real Big Boys.
Lahmy:mmmmm fvuck zat ,!!!!150,000 euros comrade at least and i vant an apartment in Hulme is it??? Oh and order me two of those fooking Spik Roasts......Snell?
RSC: hey its "SWEET MATE. TOP ONE BUZZING, TWISTING ME MELONS MAN"
Lahmy: Vat ze fook are you on about my friend.
RSC: nothing my friend just a little private joke. Its just a few phrases i am learning..h ahaaa speak soon.