Lakey's Blue Tuesday question: Players' Resolutions...

SouthStandStander - to not keep re-hitting the submit button like a demented test laborotory monkey when the server doesn't respond immediately.
 
Ric said:
SouthStandStander - to not keep re-hitting the submit button like a demented test laborotory monkey when the server doesn't respond immediately.

"Who among us has not done this at least once or twice?" -Alex Fergusen (after having been caught tapping up the entire French U18 national team)
 
Just hope it`s cheryl cole and not erika row who`s the streaker when we win the cup.
 
We will all attempt to emulate our team-mates Bellers and Tevez in their hard working ethic, of closing down the opposition whoever they maybe. And we promise not to attempt to deceive our fans by jogging unenthusiastically or Lazily towards our opponents whenever they are in possession, especially in their own half. We also undertake to track back defensively or aid our offence as if our lives depended upon it.
 
Robi:
"We are going to learn tackle and if we success at this we try header, with eyes shut."
Petrov:
"Its all about going forward, first eyes shut then open eyes"
 
How's about each player acknowledging the crowd with a wave when their names are called out on the PA before the match.

As an extra bonus, they could also promise to donate all their wages to the crowd if they ever lose. It would probably work out at about £12 each if we have a capacity crowd. It would pay for everyones' carpark and the programme and a drink.

Better still forget that one - we won't be doing any losing this season. Stick with the wave.
 

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