Bill
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pointless. a laugh I suppose but in the end pointless.
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Lapdances
- Thread starter Blue Smarties
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SWP's back
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Still not as bad as that place you and I went to in Amsterdam. Never been so uncomfortable in my life!de niro said:pointless. a laugh I suppose but in the end pointless.
BoyBlue_1985
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Blue Smarties said:Are they the most pointless pile of shit? Who would pay for these?! We lost our mates last night for an hour or two so my mate dragged me in to one and paid for the both of us. Just over a hundred notes for each of us for about 30 - 45 minutes. Walked out with her number. Who would pay for this shit? Desperate men out there! Ashamed I was lead astray in there. Not even touching the number.
Would starting a thread saying "I am gay" not have been easier
de niro said:pointless. a laugh I suppose but in the end pointless.
That pretty much sums up following City until recent times, but we still did it.
Bill
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SWP's back said:Still not as bad as that place you and I went to in Amsterdam. Never been so uncomfortable in my life!de niro said:pointless. a laugh I suppose but in the end pointless.
ha ha, a good laugh, thought they would get jess up :)
Caveman said:A trip to the brass house is worth better money than a lap dance. I don't see the point in a lap dance in a bar.2sheikhs said:A bird with a smoking hot bod, waving everything around 2 inches from your face is a waste of money?
What's your idea of something worth spending money on?
get yourself down to baby ps for closing time, they will tell you then want a twoer for back to the hotel you can usually get away with 60 quid and a bag of power, probably skanks but surley better than some brass whos had the back end of it smashed for most of the evening
nijinsky's fetlocks
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de niro said:pointless. a laugh I suppose but in the end pointless.
This all day long.
I couldn't be arsed personally, but if some bloke wants to wave money at some girl to get them out, then more fool him, and I don't blame her for making more in ten minutes than she would all day stacking shelves in Aldi.
Blue Punter
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Me and the Fat Hombre had been on the piss all day and got invited into Silks, near Albert Square free of charge.
Got a beer and landed a great spot where we could see 2 or 3 birds sticking their arse out whilst some other mug was paying for it.
The girls were giving it the hard sell, but we didn't budge. One girl tried to shame us by suggesting we were hanging about in "Perverts Corner". We agreed with her and told her it was the best seat in the house. Told her to stop hustling us, which she took offence to.
We ended up in the 235 casino and had a drink and chat with the manager of Silks. Said it was the easiest money he'd ever earnt.
It's a bit like all these tools who buy Loaded, Zoo or Nuts. Porn for dwarves - can't reach the top shelf. Better off buying a copy of Razzle. At least it does what it says on the tin.
Got a beer and landed a great spot where we could see 2 or 3 birds sticking their arse out whilst some other mug was paying for it.
The girls were giving it the hard sell, but we didn't budge. One girl tried to shame us by suggesting we were hanging about in "Perverts Corner". We agreed with her and told her it was the best seat in the house. Told her to stop hustling us, which she took offence to.
We ended up in the 235 casino and had a drink and chat with the manager of Silks. Said it was the easiest money he'd ever earnt.
It's a bit like all these tools who buy Loaded, Zoo or Nuts. Porn for dwarves - can't reach the top shelf. Better off buying a copy of Razzle. At least it does what it says on the tin.
TFC
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Was at a strip club in Cocoa Beach in my early twenties and had dances all night from this dark haired, caramel skinned latina stunner in a schoolgirl uniform - none of this no touching bollocks back then, got a proper dry humping.
Its not for me anymore, waste of money, but the spooge I nearly lost that night will always give me fond memories of strippers.
Its not for me anymore, waste of money, but the spooge I nearly lost that night will always give me fond memories of strippers.