Last Christmas...

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This is my ditty composed for my one true love @mosssideblue

one Christmas Pearce bought us Joe Hart
But after last May, Pep gave him away
This season he plays in Turin
and we're stuck with that clown Bravo


Only a bit of fun mate
Please don't take it seriously
 
How about to the tune of last xmas Wayne Rooney you are a twat you shagged my granny in her council flat this year to save her from you we've moved her into our spare room.
 
Last xmas he shagged this old gran,
They found her next day with him in a van,
This year she had a new boy....I now give you R*****y Jnr.
 

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