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[kippaxwarrior]

talking shit for 45 minutes, anyway where's my food? x

 

[BELLAMYS END]

'I will be round at 9 lube up and get the amyl nitres burning kitten x x ' sent to my mate, problem is he never takes me seriously, i'm so alone since my hamster died :(.

 

[mcfc_nick]

niteeeeeee xxxx

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

PRRIMARY 1 PEES LOL

 

[bluemike]

Bastard, Leicester old out. I was going to get them tomorrow.

 

[ono]

45012379

 

[AlthamBlue]

You too mate. You going any matches over xmas?

 

[mcfc_nick]

on a scale of gay to graham norton you'd rank somewhere in the middle x

 

[Rushton121]

yeah not bad man. You? xx

 

[Mr Rich]

"Which shop is it you can print that stuff out?"

Actually looking back at my texts most of them could be miss construde out of context.

Other ones around it include "Make it 2:15. Oral 3 right?" "What does everyone say to a quick practise?" "No problem I pay you next time I see you"