Least favourite to score against us

[Deepest Blue]

Hope that f*cktard Anderson never manages it.

Love to wipe my feet on his gormless mush.

 

[niall'sdiscoshorts]

dean ashton always managed to score against us

 

[jimharri]

Also used to hate Robbie Keane scoring every time he played us.

Just hated Robbie Keane scoring, full stop, because of his manner of celebration.

Plus, he seemed to score regularly against us.


Would not be best pleased if ''Cilla'' scored against us.

 

[itisrising]

Lampard

 

[Amadeus20]

Luis Suarez.

 

[Wolfy]

Anybody who does a stupid dance or celebration when they score. Dobbie Keane and most recently, Sturridge.*

*I mean because I've been seeing his stupid dance a lot, not that he's scored against us or anything. Yus.

 

[Breaker]

Dirk Kuyt - good honest player but always either a jammy deflected offside 90' goal or an undeserved penalty.

 

[Wolfy]

Dirk Kuyt - good honest player but always either a jammy deflected offside 90' goal or an undeserved penalty.

I'll have that one. Always glad when he goes off or isn't playing because I know he can't score.

 

[deegee33]

Couldn't stand Robbie Keane whether he scored or not.

 

[Mugatu]

Also used to hate Robbie Keane scoring every time he played us.

Just hated Robbie Keane scoring, full stop, because of his manner of celebration.

It was shit wasn't it? What was it meant to be exactly? It kind of started with a half arsed forward roll, like a sort of a less athletic / poor man's somersault, then there was a kind of little bow and arrow mime which over time morphed into tiny six shooters.

It reminded me of this guy: