Left footers

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I'm left footed and i'm absolutely class, there you go :)

Me too. And left handed while I'm still here....

 

[scousemanc]

UEFA are proposing a limit for next season

 

[Mike D]

From the past Neil Young ,David Wagstaffe and not forgetting Peter Barnes

Andy Hinchcliffe had quality left peg he could cross a ball and hammer a ball.

 

[Jordie]

Perbonus

???

 

[crazyg]

???

I think he means it were oor reet.

 

[citizenyank76]

I'm left footed and lead footed. I'm sure there is another joke in there somewhere too.

 

[Jordie]

I think he means it were oor reet.

Ok, thanks. It's a new one on me.

 

[lancs blue]

Why do you hear 'he has a cultured/intelligent left foot', but you never hear those words used to describe a right-footed player?

As a leftie I'll counter that by asking why you never hear a right-footed player criticised for being "one-footed" but that is persistently used to describe left-footed players.

 

[Gabriel]

As a leftie I'll counter that by asking why you never hear a right-footed player criticised for being "one-footed" but that is persistently used to describe left-footed players.

Good point.

 

[bluetonium]

Isn't being left footed/handed supposed to mean that the more creative areas of your brain are dominant, hence the tendency to describe left footer in more artistic terms? Us righties are supposedly more practical and methodical. Though it is also proven that you can train your non-dominant side to be almost as efficient as your dominant, they used to do this in some schools as late as the last century by making lefties sit on their left hand and learn to write with their right.

As for never describing a right footer as one footed, pretty sure it has been screamed (by me for starters) at Jesus Navas on a few occasions in recent years.