Lennon put in his place!

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hehe!

My stepdaughter , a dance student in Leeds , rang me yesterday ..... her and a mate had spent a night out in Leeds over the weekend and who was buying em' drinks all night?

Only Aaron Lennon ........ and she didn't have a clue who he even was at the time!

Anyway come the end of the night he asks the stepdaughter out , telling her that he's a 'top' footballer with Spurs and England ..... she tells him thanks for the drinks , but no chance .... adding that if he'd played for Man City the answer would have been different!

Apparently Lennon just stood there sighing with a blank look on his face !

hehe!
 
she should hae said "sorry im just waiting for my boyfriend craig bellamy, would you like to meet him?. hes just getting his golf clubs out of the car"
 
A mate's sister and her friend were out clubbing in Manchester a few years ago and Giggsy and Lee Sharp made a move for them on the dance floor.
My mate's sister turned her back on Sharp, so he ran round the front of her and said "Don't you know who I am?" and she replied "Fuck off you nobhead"
Apparently the look on his old boat race was a sight to behold
 
Did she send him back to the Shire?

I sent my flatmate over to Rio Ferdinand in Leeds a few years back, I told her he was my mate from University. Even though she was a very attractive girl he was having none of it, I told her who he was later and she didn't believe me but now she's seen him on telly she does.

Also in the same club I was waiting to use the cig machine, this small guy with a hoodie on was using it buying about 400 cigs. I was getting annoyed, then he turnes around and went 'sorry lah' , it was none other than Mr Robbie Fowler himself, no wonder he was fooked all the time!!
 
supercity36 said:
she should hae said "sorry im just waiting for my boyfriend craig bellamy, would you like to meet him?. hes just getting his golf clubs out of the car"
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PMSL
 
kiam06 said:
Did she send him back to the Shire?

I sent my flatmate over to Rio Ferdinand in Leeds a few years back, I told her he was my mate from University. Even though she was a very attractive girl he was having none of it, I told her who he was later and she didn't believe me but now she's seen him on telly she does.

Also in the same club I was waiting to use the cig machine, this small guy with a hoodie on was using it buying about 400 cigs. I was getting annoyed, then he turnes around and went 'sorry lah' , it was none other than Mr Robbie Fowler himself, no wonder he was fooked all the time!!
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hehe!

Not suprised at Fowler ...... he always looks as though he'd either been overdoin' the drinking or sniffing!

Next time she rings i'll ask her which pub/club she was in ....... she said that Lennon was really persistent and was mytherin' her all night ....... i didn't even know he was from Leeds , but wikipedia site says he is , so presumably he's got family there.
 
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