stonerblue
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Didsbury Dave said:stonerblue said:Didsbury Dave said:It's actually quite beautiful in it's own bizarreness.
How was it Neil Armstrong described the moon? "Magnificent desolation".
The more times i read it, even really slowly, the more confused i get.
Does he want us to go down on our knees and raise a cue over our heads after every goal.
If i have to celebrate every goal the way i did Sergio's i would have been dead by last sunday night.
I think I like the idea of just going absolutely fucking apeshit, hugging everyone, roaring like a bull, falling over seats and beating my chest when we've just gone 4-0 up at home to Norwich from a penalty, and everyone else is just giving a little "Yeeeah" and clapping. When everyone around you looks at you like you're a dick you could just say "Well at least I'm not cocky and arrogant like you".
Ah right, i've got the gist of the idea now.
Problem is though that i carry various scars both physical and financial, that i can point to and say what goal i was celebrating when i got it. Don't even mention the bins at £600 a pop i've vainly tried to stop a tide of dancing Blues from grinding into a million pieces on some windswept terrace or back street dive on more than one occassion either.
I think what i'll do is position meself in front of a tv camera then when we score i can scream at it really loud, louder than anyone else has ever done, and contort my features by gurning like David Banner just before he turns green. This will show the whole world how passionate, how much i wanted it and yes, how mental i am.
Thinking about it i might just go as The Hulk next time, but blue instead of green. Oh but then i might get mistaken for a smurf,. who as we all know, are the epitome of arrogant.
Fuck, i'm confused again now.