Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[DrBlueBob]

Enjoy the pedestrianised triple roundabout.

The totally pointless, increasing journey times and generally making lives more miserable pedestrianised triple roundabout you mean?

 

[Zenmanc]

By page 2020 he'll be a city player.

That'd be the first thing positive that's been associated with 2020.

 

[tommybooth]

What time is he coming into Barton?

 

[M18CTID]

News just in. Jorge left one in the bogs at KFC. Sky Sports currently investigating but estimate it to be in the region of 10-12 courics.

Is it true that he left a floater which hasn’t flushed after numerous attempts?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

He'll love this weather

 

[Phil1]

That'd be the first thing positive that's been associated with 2020.

Sadly it'll be fucking Bristol..

 

[Leeky]

Sky breaking news

















Jorge just had a shit

 

[kippaxwarrior]

What time is he coming into Barton?

@Cellarite is your man to answer that

 

[Falz]

Is it true that he left a floater which hasn’t flushed after numerous attempts?

Mate, they had to send in the lumberjacks.

 

[purplenose]

Enjoy the pedestrianised triple roundabout.

Indeed it is a marvel of modern thinking. A giant step toward the ultimate "shared Utopia" for the good folk of Poynton and all those who pass through.

No wonder Messi wants to come to England.