Little men, big women.

johnny on the spot said:
Well, I tried to be all vaselined-lens soft-focused romantic, but the truth is that big girls are pretty good in the sack.
It must be like Russian roulette wondering which is going to go first, the floorboards or your back.
 
But to be again absorbed by those spring-scented, pillowy folds. To crest those crimson nipples and be met by those begging cerulean lamps of eyes. To gorge fully on those lustrous painted lips so vividly reminiscent of hot blood and Monster Munch.
 
johnny on the spot said:
Well, I tried to be all vaselined-lens soft-focused romantic, but the truth is that big girls are pretty good in the sack.

You can fuck them in the arm fat aswell.
 
Unknown_Genius said:
johnny on the spot said:
Well, I tried to be all vaselined-lens soft-focused romantic, but the truth is that big girls are pretty good in the sack.

You can fuck them in the arm fat aswell.
It's called bagpiping.
 
citizenblue said:
bobmcfc said:
1_barry_conlon said:
So 14 is a bit of a heffer then?

Cheeky fooker


I personally see size 14 as curvy and luscious - and clearly not one of those annoying women who only eat dust and drink tap water and don't drink alcohol or eat properly. And I'm obviously speaking as a size 14 who likes a drink and bit of cake - but to balance it out (and to make sure said cake and drinking can continue) runs 5k three times a week and walks the dogs everyday. So there :)

I'm a size 8 or 10.
I don't only eat dust or drink tap water. I also love a pint and can eat anything I want.

Let's not judge every slender woman as annoyingly following the pressures out there.
 
Guy I know from up here is part of a family who won the lottery about 8 years ago.Eight million divided into 3 families and about 13 kids.

He has always liked big women,now he is turning into a kind of Franny Lee/Joe Harperesque fella himself in his mid 30's.

He regularly travels down to Blackpool to see one of his big beasts@weekends and has a few others dotted around the place.

I remember watching The Accies down at Hartlepool pre season 4 years ago and seeing him with a big unit easily 20 stone plus.He tried to put his fingers round her waist and couldn't manage i in the dancing..

Guy who organised the trip down was discussing it the next day when the bold Brian walked round to the van.He as expected was taking a slagging and walked off when one guy shouted "Wee Brian doesn't go for looks ..............he goes for tonnage".
 

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