Little things that irritate at football matches.

[bammy blue]

SWP's Back's heavy breathing from the seat behind me, he also tries to mount me like a randy dog when we score.............................................

 

[Blue Hefner]

The 2 cunts sat next to me who were trying to defend John Terry in the racist abuse case
The 2 cunts sat next to me who constantly rabbit on to the women in front of me during the the match
Basically the 2 cuts sat next to me because they are well, CUNTS!!!!


Sorry for the language

 

[squirtyflower]

The miserable old git sat two rows who hails from Scotland and is constantly moaning and his sad, ugly family and hangers on who have the worst dress sense in the world

 

[monkey-trousers]

When I'm in 109 some bloke is constantly wearing a thong which you can see when he bends over to tie his laces (which he insists in doing in front of people) as he only wears shorts, he takes his children with him ffs! He's on one of the back rows if anyone knows of him.

Ha ha ha.

People who smuggle beer into football matches under their flags, then refuse to share any with their mates.

The weirdo at the back of 109, who's always got his hands in his pockets, shuffling his pack, while the guy in front ties his laces.

 

[Wheelsy]

The fact the first ten rows turn into paparazzi whenever a player - or worse, opponent - takes a corner.

 

[Blue Smarties]

When I'm in 109 some bloke is constantly wearing a thong which you can see when he bends over to tie his laces (which he insists in doing in front of people) as he only wears shorts, he takes his children with him ffs! He's on one of the back rows if anyone knows of him.

Ha ha ha.

People who smuggle beer into football matches under their flags, then refuse to share any with their mates.

The weirdo at the back of 109, who's always got his hands in his pockets, shuffling his pack, while the guy in front ties his laces.

It was a dry event, we can't have an FA Cup celebration when it's a dry event. God knows how we managed to get it in.

 

[inchy14]

that stupid shaking hands and shit theme tune they do before kick off

They have kids doing this on saturday mornings, i shit you not, obviously without the music. WTF!!!

 

[charliebigspuds]

walking up that spiral to the third tier before the match especially behind really slow walkers, the people that walk so slowly down the spirals after the match. People who get to the turnstiles and don't have their SC/ticket ready to use then start searching through their bag or pockets for it, FFS YOU KNOW THE DRILL!!!!!!!!!

 

[monkey-trousers]

When I'm in 109 some bloke is constantly wearing a thong which you can see when he bends over to tie his laces (which he insists in doing in front of people) as he only wears shorts, he takes his children with him ffs! He's on one of the back rows if anyone knows of him.

Ha ha ha.

People who smuggle beer into football matches under their flags, then refuse to share any with their mates.

The weirdo at the back of 109, who's always got his hands in his pockets, shuffling his pack, while the guy in front ties his laces.

It was a dry event, we can't have an FA Cup celebration when it's a dry event. God knows how we managed to get it in.

I hope to god that you are quoting the 1st sentence and not the second... :-0

 

[jonmcfc]

ppl making noise in there clod hopper boots walking up spirals when i`m trying to have a conversation before and after match in concourse.