Little things that irritate at football matches.

[amehh]

The brain behind me who is constantly giving a running commentary about how shit all the players are.

It's like a re-run of our relegation years, and I mean it, he really gives it out large.

Last night, Lescott was shit, Yaya was shit, Barry was shit, just.....every player is shit, and before I forget, Richards is a liability.

I don't know why he comes to the games, because everything about City is totally shit, but there he is, sitting behind me, paying his money, and everything is total shit!

Annoying, but he's a nice guy when you speak to him at half time!

I used to have an idiot like that in the row behind me, constantly whinging and giving the team shit. I once heard him say "Half of these lot don't deserve to be our fans" after people started to leave when we were losing 3-0 to Arsenal last season. Can't say I agree with leaving a game early, but how this muppet had the audacity to question anyone's support is beyond me.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The dickheads who put their season card in the bar code reader at the turnstiles. It's a smartcard with NFC you fuckwits. Save time and just hold it near the reader.

Never knew you could do that after all the time i've been here. Oh well i won't be one of those dckheads anymore.

I actually know that, but superstition dictates that I must continue to put my card in the reader - I can not risk the consequences otherwise.

Out of interest, what do you do with the few nano-seconds you save by not being a 'fuckwit'?

It means people get in quicker.

 

[kunaguero10]

racists

 

[117 M34]

The dick who sits about 6 rows behind me who tries to start off really, really shit songs by himself which nobody ever joins in with and shouts stupid shit e.g. smash him, fucking kill him snap his leg in half - this was about Adam the other night.

 

[ell]

Putting the word "gourmet" before chicken burger just to justify the rip off price

Not being able to turn "bellend level 3, family stand and east level2" into a song everytime I get asked where I was when we were shit every game

Southstand and Kippax refusing to sing the same song at the same time. So instead of joining in they try to outsing them with a different song

People who sing "we score when we want" after the wolves game away in the cup yet moan about billion in the bank

 

[mick10]

Oh definitely beating my way through the hoards to have a pish at halt time.

 

[Tbilisi]

Clubs playing tacky music after scoring. Leave it in the championship ffs.
Fans with drums/bells (Wba/Portsmouth etc)

This and Managers who say "Football Club"after the name of the team ie Chelsea Football Club,this Football Club etc - sounds like they have been on some kind of wank media course.

Just say club you twats.

Biggest offender, Owen Fcuking Coyle,I hate listening to him.

 

[Bobby Taylor's Pub Team]

It's a smartcard with NFC you fuckwits.

Lost me. Geekdom beckons.

 

[Edin’s header]

The fella behind me who feels he has to shout 'F*CKIN GET ON WITH IT' at least once during every home game.

 

[jonmcfc]

Getting back after match and watching highlights or game and hearing that bloody horn. guy sits by me and it pisses me off