Little Things That Shouldn't Annoy You But Really Do

People with loud voices that laugh at anything

Girls that think they are Kim Kardashian

Girls that use the word "bro"

People who detest my taste in music

Grown men who think Lil Wayne is G.O.A.T

Fat girls that wear mini skirts

40 year old women flirting with teenage boys

Kids with rich parents complaining when things don't go their way
 
didactic said:
Girls who cant understand the concept of rejection. Men are born with this like a sixth sense as we get knocked back all the time, women on the other hand. It becomes personal like you have attacked their very being.

Over rated British players Rooney, Welbeck, Walcolt, Ramsey, Wilshire the lot of them are really just not that great. The amount of times I hear people gushing over Rooney and his "perfect footballing mind".

People who hog machines in the gym or just stand around taking space. I know its your new years resolution to get fitter/lose weight. But a gym is there for people to work out not to sit on machines or pick all the weights from the rack and have them stacked up around you while you use a bench too.

Slow talkers or people who take ages getting to the point. Just hurry up and say what you want to say.

Females with duck face or backwards peace sign pictures I dont care how hot you are you are automatically eliminated if you have any of these on your facebook.

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Pouting , its for children that dont get their own way , and Mards .
Never been a good look .
 
in the cinema:

people with huge buckets of popcorn
people looking at their smartphones
people speaking on their phone
people talking to their friends
people with plastic bags full of sandwiches wrapped in silver foil
people slurping on slush puppies
people who think its OK to have a crying baby in the cinema ffs

basically any ignorant noisy irritating bastard ruining other peoples enjoyment of the film
 
The long stringy bits on a banana.

People who litter.

Microsoft Word.

People in supermarkets who just stop in front of you and/or block the aisle.

Self-serve checkouts.

Bus companies being inconsistent with fares. Been charged 4 different amounts in the space of 3 weeks for the same journey by the same bus company.

Ready made sandwiches with any kind of sauce or salad. Why no plain ones?

Specifically asking waiters/waitresses for no coleslaw/plain burger/no side salad and being completely ignored.

Tescos taking over the planet despite having fucking shite quality produce.

Cunts on trains who talk so loudly on mobiles in order to suggest they are really important "yes, I phoned Toby and told him in no uncertain terms to get the deal closed.". Here's news for you knobhead, no matter how many deals you or Toby close you're still getting fucking laid off anyway cos you're just a fucking number.

Marzipan.

You ever seen "Falling Down"? I think that's exactly where my life is heading.
 
strongbowholic said:
The long stringy bits on a banana.

People who litter.

Microsoft Word.

People in supermarkets who just stop in front of you and/or block the aisle.

Self-serve checkouts.

Bus companies being inconsistent with fares. Been charged 4 different amounts in the space of 3 weeks for the same journey by the same bus company.

Ready made sandwiches with any kind of sauce or salad. Why no plain ones?

Specifically asking waiters/waitresses for no coleslaw/plain burger/no side salad and being completely ignored.

Tescos taking over the planet despite having fucking shite quality produce.

Cunts on trains who talk so loudly on mobiles in order to suggest they are really important "yes, I phoned Toby and told him in no uncertain terms to get the deal closed.". Here's news for you knobhead, no matter how many deals you or Toby close you're still getting fucking laid off anyway cos you're just a fucking number.

Marzipan.

You ever seen "Falling Down"? I think that's exactly where my life is heading.
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You have just become my favorite poster. They do this in my office too mate.
 
Prices of sandwiches in Greggs
Kids moaning about what they havent got
Early mornings
Shaving
Politicians
Sky TV
My list is endless..................
 
Dickhead drivers who:

a) Sit in the middle lane when there is quite clearly no traffic in the nearside lane, and have no awareness of the fact that their driving skills are so unbelievably poor!

b) Have their fucking fog lights on in any weather condition other than fog - I can see you, so turn the fucking things off!
 
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