Little Things That Shouldn't Annoy You But Really Do

Putting coins in any vending machine/fruit machine that fall through to the coin return, yet get accepted on the 2nd/3rd/4th attempt. Why not just take it first time you useless bastard?

Only slightly less annoying than a machine eating your money for no credit.
 
Spending £120 on a night out, remembering fuck all and having a kerhunt of a hangover the next day. Quite the investment!

(Yes thats me today)
 
people who quote the o.p.

why can't you just reply without using space by quoting?
 
People who stand in doorways talking.

Or those fucking morons that park their trolleys right across the isles in the supermarket whilst they jibber jabber about nothing important. Usually they ignore your two (thats all they get) polite requests to move and give you a dirty look as you push their trolleys out of the way with yours.

Pikeys and arrogant twats who park thier vehicles in the parent and child or disabled places simply because they can't be arsed looking for an ordinary one.
 
daveduke67 said:
People who stand in doorways talking.
They're probably Norwegian.

Parents who come to visit, but never help to put away cutlery, dishes, etc, 'Because we didn't know where to put them.' What about adding a dash of common sense? Where might the cutlery live? Top drawer of the only set of drawers in the kitchen, or slung in the bottom of a cupboard? How about a mug or glass? What do you think is behind that sliding door above the sink? A garden gnome? Grr. (Parents. Love 'em, though.)
 
didactic said:
People who hijack my remotes when they are guests in my house. I pay the bills let me change the channels. If you ask nicely ill put on what you like.
The absolute, most arrogant fuckers on God's green earth. If there was a God. I had a sales person designing us a new kitchen a while back, he was here for over 2 hours. At one point I left the room because he kept talking and I wanted the fucker gone. I walked back in and he's turned over and is sat watching Sky Sports News!

didactic said:
People who think that because they like Stone Roses, The Stones or "insert band/music genre here" anyone else who doesnt knows nothing about music and has shit taste.
That'll be me, I'm not trying to be clever, I just simply KNOW that The Stone Roses shit all over Led Zeppelin, Bob Marley, The Beatles, R 'n' B, Hip Hip, Rapping, Heavy Metal and any other shit. If you don't like them, you simply don't get music.

didactic said:
People who force their opinions on others and somehow thing because they think something it matters in the grander scale of things, "Ok you dont like Dzeko, I get it but allow me to think he is a good player." "Ok you dont like blonde hair doesnt make all blondes slags."
The world would be fucking great if they were though.

didactic said:
Just had this today, women who tell me they are pretty and confident. Why are you telling me then dear?. Take your pretty, confident self some where else. Being loud and screaming at men does not make you confident.
There's one at work, absolutely stunning but looks for people looking at her so she can pout or frown at them. I'd love to see someone knock her back.

didactic said:
Judgemental people who tell others about themselves and think they know how you think, feel and what type of person you are (Women are guilty of this too). Look we get it you are not comfortable in your own skin but no need to constantly attack others to deflect your insecurities. They wont go away unless you address them and its not anyone elses fault.
The point being that they must be comfortable in their own skin because they feel the need to slag others off. I'm happy with my slaphead and beer belly, so is my missus and the kids find it funny. I don't need anybody else's opinion.

didactic said:
People who borrow money and then "forget". How do you forget that you have an extra £100 in your pocket?. Maybe I should forget I know you?.
Any chance you could spot me a grand?
 

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