Liverpool (A) - Sun 10th Mar, 15:45 | PL | Pre-Match Thread

[BringBackSwales]

It was abit of humour

“Haaland clown feet” - humour?!

 

[jimharri]

Today I have to post very early as my granddaughter will be here soon to pick me up (I really must stop falling over!!!) to take me to my daughter's for Mothering Sunday celebrations. Plus I probably won't get chance to post on the Match Day thread so consider this a double type posting!!!! :-)

The Boys in Blue never give in they fight to the end. Come on City, come on City. Show ‘em lads, show ‘em all. Especially that shower from the wrong end of the East Lancs Road, the horrible, despicable, shameless, load of hideously revolting excuses for a football club. (you can tell I quite like them can’t you!!!)

Especially the biased, skewed, twisted, know nowt fools from the media who don’t know what a well run footballing machine looks like, stupid lot.

And most especially show the Specsavers needing, predisposed, warped, influenced, jobbernowl, stookie, clodplate load of officials who have no idea who they are dealing with, do they not know who we are?? WE ARE MANCHESTER CITY, THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND AND ALL THE WORLD. You stupid dunderwhelp nincompoops.

Come on John Boy show them who we are and if you get the chance score a goal or two for us. Just don’t get injured and don’t let them injure anyone else either.







All of the above words are real. Some may be very old but they are all English non-swear words.

And b-r-e-a-t-h-e.

 

[MillisleBlue]

A Liverpool player could machine gun our team, eat their entrails & shag the leftovers and he might get a fucking yellow

And we'd issue a full and unreserved apology tomorrow morning...

 

[heslops barnet]

We can't afford to be carrying passengers today. We need a minimum of 8 of the team bringing their "A" game to the table. 4 or 5 average performances, and we lose.

Most of the games when we’re off form the whole team is….

 

[CTID1988]

I just know there's going to be a list of things that piss us off today. The coach getting battered on the way in, the ref being shite, Klopp being a fucking wanker, our fans being treated like shite. Its going to be shit.
We better fucking win

 

[abu13]

Going to be a tough game, we need to be on it from the first kick.Keep them from building any momentum and need to be clinical when the chances come.

Would be happier if we had a fit, in form Grealish playing.

---------------Ederson---------------
Walker---------Dias-------------Ake
--------Rodri----------Stones-------
Berny----------KDB----------Foden
-------Alvarez-------Haaland------

 

[malg]

Yes if the Viking turns up with his clown feet on .

Hahaha......I'm sure someone has reported you for that. Getting a bit RAWKish on here at the moment.

 

[jimharri]

“Haaland clown feet” - humour?!

To be fair to him, he responded to a question from another poster, who asked if their defence would keep us out today. He said yes, if Haaland turned up with clown feet on. I get the humour, even if it was a bit clumsy. Let's all hope that this is the Cultists' back four at full time......

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A Liverpool player could machine gun our team, eat their entrails & shag the leftovers and he might get a fucking yellow

That's the type of porn that @snorky watches; )

 

[markblue]

Chainsaw to both of Haalands legs and a shotgun blast to the chest.

It will still be reviewed by VAR and judge as a contentious decison on Ref Watch.

And still given as a yellow