Liverpool (H) Post Match Thread

[Dreadzone]

Ye Gods, I can't believe what I've just heard on the BBC News. Journalist question to Pep at Press Conference:

Liverpool are apparently claiming that we grew the grass so that it was longer prior to our game against them last week.

That's even dafter than Klopps claim that it was windy and made the ball difficult to control against Wolves the other night.

You are Yoshio Yamakawa. I claim my prize! ;0)

 

[aguero93:20]

Liverpool are apparently claiming that we grew the grass so that it was longer prior to our game against them last week.

I can't believe how much they think grass grows in 10 days in the middle of winter, in NW England.

 

[Rolee]

I can't believe how much they think grass grows in 10 days in the middle of winter, in NW England.

Yeah but oil money mate.

 

[Chris in London]

they had 4 or 5 players who were ill after the city game. lightweights

Hayfever, probably.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

LIVERPOOL BINGO.

1. GRASS TOO LONG
2. WIND TOO WINDY
3. BEACHBALL
4. SANE SENDING OFF
5. MANE DIVE
6. SALAH DIVE
7. BENEFIT DAY
8. OFFSIDE GOALS
9. GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY NEEDS LOOKING AT
10. MANAGER RUNS ON PITCH
11. REFEREE SHOULDN'T BE FROM MANCHESTER
12. SLIPPY G
13. NOT SIMPLY A TITLE CHALLENGE - A MOVEMENT
14. PHIL THOMPSON
15. STEVE McMANAMAN
16. MICHAEL OWEN
17. MARK LAWRENSON
18. JAMIE CARRAGHER
19. GRAEME SOUNESS
20. VVD NON-LEG BREAKER
21. VINCENT KOMPANY - DEFINITE LEG BREAKER
22. NO FUCKING CUPS
23. MORAL CUP WINNERS (AGAIN!)

 

[cleavers]

I can't believe how much they think grass grows in 10 days in the middle of winter, in NW England.

Undersoil heating, and heat lamps will grow the grass quickly, that's how we have such great playing surfaces.

However, if the grass was preventing them playing their quick passing game, how come we managed ours perfectly well ?

Even the rags I know are pissing themselves at the excuses, one said to me yesterday, "why don't they just admit they were outplayed".

 

[aguero93:20]

Undersoil heating, and heat lamps will grow the grass quickly, that's how we have such great playing surfaces.

However, if the grass was preventing them playing their quick passing game, how come we managed ours perfectly well ?

Even the rags I know are pissing themselves at the excuses, one said to me yesterday, "why don't they just admit they were outplayed".

There's still limits, they're probably just about managing to keep the grass green at this time of year.
Liverpool and their fans can't accept defeat, we all know that. Even when they're beaten by 5 goals.

 

[cleavers]

There's still limits, they're probably just about managing to keep the grass green at this time of year.

Those lamps they use are UV and do make it grow quickly, I would imagine its cut daily, with heat from below and being well watered due to the brilliant drainage, the grass probably thinks its mid summer. Even wembley has recovered from the mess it was at end of October, and it probably gets less natural light than ours due to the height of the stands.

I'm more than happy for them to continue to embarrass themselves though.

 

[PragueBlue]

LIVERPOOL BINGO.

1. GRASS TOO LONG
2. WIND TOO WINDY
3. BEACHBALL
4. SANE SENDING OFF
5. MANE DIVE
6. SALAH DIVE
7. BENEFIT DAY
8. OFFSIDE GOALS
9. GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY NEEDS LOOKING AT
10. MANAGER RUNS ON PITCH
11. REFEREE SHOULDN'T BE FROM MANCHESTER
12. SLIPPY G
13. NOT SIMPLY A TITLE CHALLENGE - A MOVEMENT
14. PHIL THOMPSON
15. STEVE McMANAMAN
16. MICHAEL OWEN
17. MARK LAWRENSON
18. JAMIE CARRAGHER
19. GRAEME SOUNESS
20. VVD NON-LEG BREAKER
21. VINCENT KOMPANY - DEFINITE LEG BREAKER
22. NO FUCKING CUPS
23. MORAL CUP WINNERS (AGAIN!)

You missed net spend off.

 

[The perfect fumble]

LIVERPOOL BINGO.

1. GRASS TOO LONG
2. WIND TOO WINDY
3. BEACHBALL
4. SANE SENDING OFF
5. MANE DIVE
6. SALAH DIVE
7. BENEFIT DAY
8. OFFSIDE GOALS
9. GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY NEEDS LOOKING AT
10. MANAGER RUNS ON PITCH
11. REFEREE SHOULDN'T BE FROM MANCHESTER
12. SLIPPY G
13. NOT SIMPLY A TITLE CHALLENGE - A MOVEMENT
14. PHIL THOMPSON
15. STEVE McMANAMAN
16. MICHAEL OWEN
17. MARK LAWRENSON
18. JAMIE CARRAGHER
19. GRAEME SOUNESS
20. VVD NON-LEG BREAKER
21. VINCENT KOMPANY - DEFINITE LEG BREAKER
22. NO FUCKING CUPS
23. MORAL CUP WINNERS (AGAIN!)

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