Right, having been a member of Bluemoon since 2009 (only 12 months after becoming a City fan) I've come to know that there's no better way of gaining the universal approval of one's peers than by writing a song. And, frankly, I'm always disappointed by the lack of artistic integrity when the "F" word is used to make lines scan. It also shows a lack of inclusivity since it embarrasses parents of young children.
So, here's my effort written especially for this game. Altogether, now...oh...
Jurgen Klopp's a German (the best songs are factual)
He has a pornstar's teeth (again, factual, personal and relevant)
BT kiss his arsehole (sorry kids)
Sky grovel at his feet (pointed media criticism)
He moans like Arsene Wenger (dig at the old hypocrite)
His players dive and cheat (strictly factual)
and even if we lose today (a remote possibility)
We'll sing this song next week (casual segue into the semi)