Liverpool (H) | Sun 10th April, 16:30 | Pre-Match Thread

[1974Blue]

No.
Winning is the only way to demoralise the opposition. Draws are for the weak.

Lionpussy would take the draw. Probably would be happy with a defeat as well.

 

[kaz7]

Anyone got an emoji for “slowly shakes head, while rolling your eyes?” Thanks

 

[Kippax77]

As well as smashing the Dippers and going 4 points clear of the victims I would dearly love this to happen,
When Klopp is stood in the centre circle 15 mins before the game, trying to intimidate our players as they warm up by staring them out, Bernardo calmly walks over to him with a piece of paper in his hand and says
"if only you had asked I would of given you my autograph years ago".
"Now if you don't mind I'd like to complete my warm up in preparation of smashing your lot all over the fucking place"

 

[kaz7]

As well as smashing the Dippers and going 4 points clear of the victims I would dearly love this to happen,
When Klopp is stood in the centre circle 15 mins before the game, trying to intimidate our players as they warm up by staring them out, Bernardo calmly walks over to him with a piece of paper in his hand and says
"if only you had asked I would of given you my autograph years ago".
"Now if you don't mind I'd like to complete my warm up in preparation of smashing your lot all over the fucking place"

Or take bingo a cup of tea , subtle

 

[Kippax77]

Or take bingo a cup of tea , subtle

And a stool

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

As well as smashing the Dippers and going 4 points clear of the victims I would dearly love this to happen,
When Klopp is stood in the centre circle 15 mins before the game, trying to intimidate our players as they warm up by staring them out, Bernardo calmly walks over to him with a piece of paper in his hand and says
"if only you had asked I would of given you my autograph years ago".
"Now if you don't mind I'd like to complete my warm up in preparation of smashing your lot all over the fucking place"

Beautifully done, Kippax. Combines Bernard’s impeccable charm and politeness and his impeccable shithousery when it comes to nasty teams in red.

 

[bluke]

It's going to be a second helping of Simeone's 5-5-0 on Sunday. Bingo will be hailed as a tactical genius if they somehow manage to get a draw.

 

[Impeccable One]

Give yourself a good wank .

Or better still Lionheart, get someone else to do it for you

 

[Asa's left peg]

I like to contribute to these 'pick your combined best of City & Liverpool team' articles, but they are a bit boring as it picks itself really. Here's my last one.
Ederson Walker Mbete Ake Cancelo Lavia McAtee Zinchenko Borges Delap Palmer

I suppose it's all about opinions.

 

[Newquayblue]

As well as smashing the Dippers and going 4 points clear of the victims I would dearly love this to happen,
When Klopp is stood in the centre circle 15 mins before the game, trying to intimidate our players as they warm up by staring them out, Bernardo calmly walks over to him with a piece of paper in his hand and says
"if only you had asked I would of given you my autograph years ago".
"Now if you don't mind I'd like to complete my warm up in preparation of smashing your lot all over the fucking place"

What about a half volley at 80mph straight in the teeth?