Liverpool Thread 2014/15

[mancitymick]

It's not just RAWK. Every single person involved in your club in some manner is contractually obligated to verbally fellate Liverpool fans at every opportunity about how big of a club you are.

You're the football club equivalent of a fat bastard who demands everybody continually mention how skinny they're looking as they down another Big Mac.

In addition to this, you're addicted to grief and use Hillsborough as a key part of "brand Liverpool" which is why all the Yanks can tell you everything about how it was such a tragedy for them and their teenage friends in Minnesota.

You are the only club in Britain who is universally hated not because of the sport of football and the jealousies and rivalries within it, but because everybody thinks you're a disgusting club who has the most embarrassing fanbase in the league.

Brilliant

 

[Damocles]

It's not just RAWK. Every single person involved in your club in some manner is contractually obligated to verbally fellate Liverpool fans at every opportunity about how big of a club you are.

You're the football club equivalent of a fat bastard who demands everybody continually mention how skinny they're looking as they down another Big Mac.

In addition to this, you're addicted to grief and use Hillsborough as a key part of "brand Liverpool" which is why all the Yanks can tell you everything about how it was such a tragedy for them and their teenage friends in Minnesota.

You are the only club in Britain who is universally hated not because of the sport of football and the jealousies and rivalries within it, but because everybody thinks you're a disgusting club who has the most embarrassing fanbase in the league.

Once the mods get hold of this there will be trouble...!!!

Damo is the Luis Suarez of the Bluemoon mod/admin team. Absolutely brilliant 99% of the time but then has a bite of an opponent every so often. Plus he's a bit of a legend on RAWK...

I'm not a huge fan of Liverpool FC, I admit. I'm not even that fond of Liverpool the city and think the Liver bird looks like a retarded ostrich. And Jimmy Tarbuck is an unfunny wanker.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Once the mods get hold of this there will be trouble...!!!

Damo is the Luis Suarez of the Bluemoon mod/admin team. Absolutely brilliant 99% of the time but then has a bite of an opponent every so often. Plus he's a bit of a legend on RAWK...

I'm not a huge fan of Liverpool FC, I admit. I'm not even that fond of Liverpool the city and think the Liver bird looks like a retarded ostrich. And Jimmy Tarbuck is an unfunny wanker.

You're not wrong though are ya.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

just wandering where renter wreath rodgers will turn up in miami .have they had any disasters or mad gun men that require a liverpool on tour wreath ?

Hurricane Andrew in 1992 mate. Go on Brenton - do your stuff ;)

Actually just thought isn't it 100 years since ww1 at 10pm where the light are dimmed ? Not sure how this would fit in with ticket sales with the tour being over but maybe with 2 British teams it would be right to do something tonight ?

 

[BlueTG]

On the upside, American wreath makers have never had this much business.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

just wandering where renter wreath rodgers will turn up in miami .have they had any disasters or mad gun men that require a liverpool on tour wreath ?

Gianni Versace was shot there..

 

[hertsblue]

just wandering where renter wreath rodgers will turn up in miami .have they had any disasters or mad gun men that require a liverpool on tour wreath ?

Gianni Versace was shot there..

Think Crocket or Tubbs once got shot there

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

People associated with Liverpool Football Club, fans and officials alike, are akin to impoverished aristocrats:

They live in a once grand home which has a.....errrrr.....historic name, where the wallpaper is peeling off the walls and the furniture is in dire need of repair.

They spend their nights reminiscing about the good old days and how appalling it is that the vulgar arrivistes have come in and taken what's rightfully theirs and how unfair it all is.

They like to talk about their class and dignity, but forget to mention the looting and pillaging that got their family there in the first place.

They still have a few loyal servants, but they won't stick around for ever.

They are incapable of realising that Empires rise and fall. They always have and they always will.

 

[sir baconface]

Once the mods get hold of this there will be trouble...!!!

Damo is the Luis Suarez of the Bluemoon mod/admin team. Absolutely brilliant 99% of the time but then has a bite of an opponent every so often. Plus he's a bit of a legend on RAWK...

I'm not a huge fan of Liverpool FC, I admit. I'm not even that fond of Liverpool the city and think the Liver bird looks like a retarded ostrich. And Jimmy Tarbuck is an unfunny wanker.

This gave me a lorra lorra laughs.

 

[Rascal]

The thing that pisses me off most about Liverpool FC is "istree"

So heres a few facts about istree

Lfc were founded in 1892. 12 years after MCFC began life as Gorton St Marks

Lfc first won the FA cup in 1965. Fully 61 years after we first won it.

Lfc first won a League cup in 1981. Only 11 years after us.

Lfc first won a European trophy in 1973. Only 3 years after us

Lfc first won a Charity shield outright in 1966 just 39 years after us.

Lfc have never won the Premiership. Think we are Champions again.

Lfc record attendence is 61,905, ours because we are a small club with no fans and no istree is a paltry 84,569.


And the cunts have never won a 3rd division play off final :))