Liverpool Thread 2014/15

[BlueTG]

This may well be my last chance to say I fucking hate Liverpool.

Why is that? Are you going somewhere or are the powers that be treating us to a Liverpool free world?

 

[City_Sean]

Sky Sports pundit Graeme Souness is tipping Liverpool to reach the semi-finals of the UEFA Champions League

Didn't even bother clicking on the story. That was all the hilarity I could take for now.

I like Souness as well, but this is sheer stupidity.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

This may well be my last chance to say I fucking hate Liverpool.

Why is that? Are you going somewhere or are the powers that be treating us to a Liverpool free world?

I might get abducted by aliens.


Forgot to put in until Thursday.


Point stands though.

 

[mcmanus]

This may well be my last chance to say I fucking hate Liverpool.

Why is that? Are you going somewhere or are the powers that be treating us to a Liverpool free world?

I might get abducted by aliens.


Forgot to put in until Thursday.


Point stands though.

Are you wearing a decent suit to court?

 

[BlueTG]

Why is that? Are you going somewhere or are the powers that be treating us to a Liverpool free world?

I might get abducted by aliens.


Forgot to put in until Thursday.


Point stands though.

Are you wearing a decent suit to court?

A unanimous verdict of guilty has already been handed, Thursday must be 'internet access' for those well behaved.

 

[mosssideblue]

After one good season in well organized Southampton squad people in England got carried away by not following his French career. He was sold young from Dinamo Zagreb to Lyon and was considered a big talent. Lyon paid nice money for him. But he was pretty much expelled from there by pressure of their fans as he was an utter gobshite in his last season while never impresed too much in seasons before.

He is never ever 20m player.

I don't disagree with any of this at all. I will say that I rated Lovren last year and thought it might have been a case of the lights coming on - so to speak - for a central defender. Obviously you see that happen sometimes. A guy just starts to "get it" and looks a totally different player. I am sure I was influenced by the fact that he played well just about every time I saw him last year.

But damn. Dreadful against us (we basically raped Liverpool down that side where he and Moreno were badly screwing up). Looked bad yesterday too.

Lovren is a class act. Problem is that he has to do 2 centrebacks jobs because of how shit sakho is.

Sure you dont mean his bro - Sakho Shit

 

[mancitymick]

Only 24hrs to go until those words the world wants to hear "Anfield under the lights on a European night blah blah blah

 

[BlueTG]

Only 24hrs to go until those words the world wants to hear "Anfield under the lights on a European night blah blah blah

" The famous Anfield roar as You'll Never Walk Alone rings out from the bellowing Kop end as the teams walk out in sheer awe on one of those famous European nights at Anfield"

"The away team will be stood mouths open/in awe"

"The 12th man on these famous European nights"

"The miracle of Istanbul/led by captain inspiration"

"Barcelona/Real Madrid will be deafened by the famous Anfield crowd"


You can bet your house on any one of these reoccurring assumptions/sayings popping up throughout the 90 minutes of wank commentary/punditry.

 

[roman totale]

"when they are attacking the Kop end, the crowd literally suck the ball into the net". This gem, which I'd not heard for a good while, was reference as a scientific fact during the NBC commentary of the Villa game on Sunday.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Only 24hrs to go until those words the world wants to hear "Anfield under the lights on a European night blah blah blah

" The famous Anfield roar as You'll Never Walk Alone rings out from the bellowing Kop end as the teams walk out in sheer awe on one of those famous European nights at Anfield"

"The away team will be stood mouths open/in awe"

"The 12th man on these famous European nights"

"The miracle of Istanbul/led by captain inspiration"

"Barcelona/Real Madrid will be deafened by the famous Anfield crowd"


You can bet your house on any one of these reoccurring assumptions/sayings popping up throughout the 90 minutes of wank commentary/punditry.

Don't forget Supersub and St Etienne, because no-one's ever scored with six minutes to go in Europe, before or since.