Liverpool thread 2017/18

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I’ve laughed at Liverpool so much since they completed our season, that I’ve started to get adverts for their club shop on this site. I’m taking a break.

Your lucky, I get adverts for Women's blouse's and breathable boxer shorts.

I think the site is implying that I'm a crossdresser with a smelly cock.

 

[Withnail]

peter reid and tony bellew celebrating too

Always liked Bellew

 

[Bill Walker]

For those who've not see it, this is a clip of Everton fans watching the Liverpool v Real Madrid Champions League final....

THE best part of Evertons season without doubt.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Trent Alexander-Arnold, sounds like a firm of solicitors in Dipperland.

Quite liked his top ten hit "Wishing Well"

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

We can imagine it, we've been there ourselves.

When was that?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

When was that?

Really?

When we were shit, and the rags were in CL finals, that we wanted them to lose.

And when they won the BS was unbearable, any City fan would kow that?

 

[waspish]

BBC Sport reports -
Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah has been offered to Barcelona by his representatives and they are ready to open negotiations. The 25-year-old Egypt international could be the alternative to Atletico Madrid and France striker Antoine Griezmann in the summer if Barca fail to sign the 27-year-old.

BBC news reports Merseyside candle and missile merchants expect bumper summer sales. ( probably )

Probably with the blessing of the Liverpool owner.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Just reading that UEFA have fined Besiktas 34,000 Euro because a cat got on the pitch in a CL match - yep the same UEFA that fined the dippers 20,000 Euro for the bus attack !!!

Can't see exactly how many flares and missiles the cat was carrying or threw.

 

[waspish]

Why don’t they have a universal set of rule if you break them the punishment is the same for everyone?

 

[Bert Trautmanns Helemet]

Just reading that UEFA have fined Besiktas 34,000 Euro because a cat got on the pitch in a CL match - yep the same UEFA that fined the dippers 20,000 Euro for the bus attack !!!

Can't see exactly how many flares and missiles the cat was carrying or threw.

And that sums up UEFA to a tee.
It is a club. If you are not in the club you are fucked.
We (and Besiktas) are not in the club.
It's a totally corrupt organisation.

 

[bluethrunthru]

And that sums up UEFA to a tee.
It is a club. If you are not in the club you are fucked.
We (and Besiktas) are not in the club.
It's a totally corrupt organisation.

Next game dippers fans will hurl cats - its cheaper

 

[quiet_riot]

Why don’t they have a universal set of rule if you break them the punishment is the same for everyone?

Because that wouldn't be as easy to manipulate ;)

 

[without a dream]

Just reading that UEFA have fined Besiktas 34,000 Euro because a cat got on the pitch in a CL match - yep the same UEFA that fined the dippers 20,000 Euro for the bus attack !!!

Can't see exactly how many flares and missiles the cat was carrying or threw.

Completely ridiculous.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Just reading that UEFA have fined Besiktas 34,000 Euro because a cat got on the pitch in a CL match - yep the same UEFA that fined the dippers 20,000 Euro for the bus attack !!!

Can't see exactly how many flares and missiles the cat was carrying or threw.

Not strictly true.

According to their own site:
Charges against Beşiktaş JK:

- Throwing of objects – Article 16 (2) of the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations (DR)
- Insufficient organisation – Art. 16 (1) DR
- Stairways blocked – Art. 38 of the Safety and Security Regulations

Decision: The UEFA Control, Ethics and Disciplinary body has decided to fine Beşiktaş JK €34,000. The Turkish club has also a warning for the insufficient organisation.

From our home leg against the cult:
Charges against Liverpool FC:

- Setting off of fireworks - Article 16 (2) of the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations (DR)
- Throwing of objects - Art. 16 (2) DR

Decision: The UEFA Control, Ethics and Disciplinary Body has decided to fine Liverpool FC €6,000.

From the away leg:
Charges against Liverpool FC:

- Setting off of fireworks - Article 16 (2) of the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations (DR)
- Throwing of objects - Art. 16 (2) DR
- Acts of damage - Art. 16 (2) DR
- Crowd disturbances - Art. 16 (2) DR

Decision: The UEFA Control, Ethics and Disciplinary Body has decided to fine Liverpool FC €20,000.

Let's get this right - the fine was for all the four charges above not for just one. Given that they were fined €6,000 for setting off fireworks and throwing objects at Klanfield they were fined just €14,000 for acts of damage and crowd disturbances. Contrast this to Roma who were just charged with crowd disturbances at Klanfield. There punishment was a paltry €14,000 as it was for Liverpool which was for two charges. Roma were fined €50,000 and banned from 'selling tickets to its supporters for the next two UEFA competition matches which the club will play as the visiting team. The second match in which the Italian club will serve the ban from selling tickets is deferred under a probationary period of two (2) years'. Can someone explain the huge difference?

 

[moon]

Next game dippers fans will hurl cats - its cheaper

Don't they eat them

 

[bluethrunthru]

Not strictly true.

According to their own site:
Charges against Beşiktaş JK:

- Throwing of objects – Article 16 (2) of the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations (DR)
- Insufficient organisation – Art. 16 (1) DR
- Stairways blocked – Art. 38 of the Safety and Security Regulations

Decision: The UEFA Control, Ethics and Disciplinary body has decided to fine Beşiktaş JK €34,000. The Turkish club has also a warning for the insufficient organisation.

From our home leg against the cult:
Charges against Liverpool FC:

- Setting off of fireworks - Article 16 (2) of the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations (DR)
- Throwing of objects - Art. 16 (2) DR

Decision: The UEFA Control, Ethics and Disciplinary Body has decided to fine Liverpool FC €6,000.

From the away leg:
Charges against Liverpool FC:

- Setting off of fireworks - Article 16 (2) of the UEFA Disciplinary Regulations (DR)
- Throwing of objects - Art. 16 (2) DR
- Acts of damage - Art. 16 (2) DR
- Crowd disturbances - Art. 16 (2) DR

Decision: The UEFA Control, Ethics and Disciplinary Body has decided to fine Liverpool FC €20,000.

Let's get this right - the fine was for all the four charges above not for just one. Given that they were fined €6,000 for setting off fireworks and throwing objects at Klanfield they were fined just €14,000 for acts of damage and crowd disturbances. Contrast this to Roma who were just charged with crowd disturbances at Klanfield. There punishment was a paltry €14,000 as it was for Liverpool which was for two charges. Roma were fined €50,000 and banned from 'selling tickets to its supporters for the next two UEFA competition matches which the club will play as the visiting team. The second match in which the Italian club will serve the ban from selling tickets is deferred under a probationary period of two (2) years'. Can someone explain the huge difference?

Got the info off BBC football website - they have these comparisons - I have to say it makes you angry enough to go round and put UEFA's windows through - maybe by lobbing a cat at them?

How does the fine compare?
From 4-7 June, Uefa's Control, Ethics and Disciplinary Body issued 13 disciplinary decisions, including those against Besiktas.

On Monday, three fines were issued to Liverpool, amounting to a total of 29,000 euros (£25,486) after fans set off fireworks in games against Manchester City and Roma, as well as "the throwing of objects, acts of damage and crowd disturbances".

Bayern Munich must pay 25,000 euros (£21,970) for a pitch invasion and the display of an "illicit banner" during their home Champions League semi-final with Real Madrid, while Atletico Madrid were fined 18,000 euros (£15,819) after stairways were blocked during their Europa League last four match with Arsenal.

The Russian Football Union was fined £22,000 for racist chants by fans in a friendly against France in March.

 

[KentBlue]

BBC Sport reports -
Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah has been offered to Barcelona by his representatives and they are ready to open negotiations. The 25-year-old Egypt international could be the alternative to Atletico Madrid and France striker Antoine Griezmann in the summer if Barca fail to sign the 27-year-old.

BBC news reports Merseyside candle and missile merchants expect bumper summer sales. ( probably )

If he goes the misery and grief it would cause in Dipperland will be of a scale hitherto never experienced before in England's green and pleasant. Their tears alone would drown the Pacific Ocean itself. Questions will be asked in the Commons as to how such a disgraceful turn of events was allowed to take place, knowing it would have such a devastating effect upon those national treasures, the Scousers. Trump will cancel the proposed North Korean talks in order to visit Dipperland personally and offer his deepest condolences. The Pope will Canonize Bill Shankly and Elton John will compose yet another funereal dirge and perform the fucking thing to an audience of grief-stricken Scousers inside Klanfield.

A national day of mourning will then take place and a commemorative shield will be erected in Stanley Park (until it gets stolen for the 864th time and the council give up on it).

 

[SilverFox2]

And that sums up UEFA to a tee.
It is a club. If you are not in the club you are fucked.
We (and Besiktas) are not in the club.
It's a totally corrupt organisation.

In fairness we insisted on joining, they did not want us in their cartel so little wonder the rules are shall we say selective.

 

[tommo74]

On a side note the FA were fined 16,000 by Fifa for an England under 20 player drinking red bull, because another energy drink company sponsored the tournament

 

[Bert Trautmanns Helemet]

In fairness we insisted on joining, they did not want us in their cartel so little wonder the rules are shall we say selective.

We haven’t joined though have we?
We participate in the activities of the club but we are not members of the club...