Liverpool thread 2018/19

[aguero93:20]

Did you see the interview with him last week?

Reporter - there has been lots of interest in your striker, will you be selling him?
Slippy - it would have to be a big bid.
Reporter - what if it was 8 figures?
Slippy - 1 million?

Thick fuck

I'd love to be looking after his money for him.
"Eh, what are you on about, Liverpool were only ever paying you 20k a week, that's 6 figures, now I'm off to the Caribbean"

 

[Barcon]

I'd love to be looking after his money for him.
"Eh, what are you on about, Liverpool were only ever paying you 20k a week, that's 6 figures, now I'm off to the Caribbean"

Ahh, that reminds me.....

 

[Neville Kneville]

I wonder if Klippity is jabbin' 'im with a cattle prod to get him awake for the rest of the season?

I think he jabs himself with it.

 

[aguero93:20]

I think he jabs himself with it.

I don't think he jabs himself enough with it. Either that or the voltage is set too low.

 

[Neville Kneville]

I don't think he jabs himself enough with it. Either that or the voltage is set too low.

I think he sits on it before kickoff & at half time.

 

[aguero93:20]

I think he sits on it before kickoff & at half time.

See point about voltage.

 

[Indaparkside]

Brushing snow out of just one penalty area, they really are something

 

[Stoned Rose]

Dipper next door has been shitting himself for weeks.

Just told me he couldn’t even watch the game last night such is his arse twitching.

Their heads have well gone.

Already.

 

[Bpughh]

west ham about to pull the upset. go pellers, nasri

 

[KloppTeeth]

The title race will go to the wire and I say that as a Pool fan, it is squeaky bum time