Fuck me, if we win it this year the suicide rates in Norway and Malaysia will be beyond belief.
They truly are the biggest set of cultist wankers you could ever wish to meet. Their own self importance beggars belief. They truly believe they are a special set of football fans who deserve more than others mainly because they were good in the 70s and 80s. Their dismissal of others mainly Chelsea and us, as not being worthy is fucking cringeworthy itself.
I've grown to fucking despise them following the run in 2014 and their pre-ejaculating masses. Whilst ill freely admit if they win it in May they will have deserved to. (Despite the seemingly endless favourable refereeing calls) if it goes our way their support will blame some extra terrestial force at work in the universe as they clearly deserved to win it. It's like some form of mass delusion. Still if we win it they can fall back on their biggest delusion of all. "It's our year next year".
Let's make sure we don't allow their rabid cultist masses from celebrating in May. The rest of the league will be forever thankful, particularly United. The enemy of my enemy is my friend and all that. (Well this year at least)