Liverpool thread 2018/19

[Vienna_70]

Had two great danes when I was a lad (now I have a beagle due to lease restrictions) and my mum has pictures of my sister and her friends taking turns riding one like a horse at a birthday party... when they were 12 or so.

The problem with mastiffs, bernards, great danes, etc. is everyone in the neighbourhood is on edge any time you take them for a walk. Some geezer actually called the police on my dad walking them one night as he thought they were being aggressive toward his wife and daughter (who were literally petting them, as our dogs were incredibly well-behaved).

Would love to have one now if not for most decent buildings in city centre here prohibiting them.

Mane wouldn’t be able to handle them, mind — he’s too kicky-fally for that sort of dog.

I have a beagle. Aren’t they brilliant dogs? So obedient.

 

[SebastianBlue]

I have a beagle. Aren’t they brilliant dogs? So obedient.

Love ours. All the neighbours love him, as well, except for one that doesn’t like the occasional baying when we are on a walk.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

I have a beagle. Aren’t they brilliant dogs? So obedient.

I had one, but had to get rid. Kept nicking all my fags.

 

[Indaparkside]

Judging by his performances of late, you would think he is disabled.

Aint they all on disability in Liverpool

 

[Bluemanc100]

I had one, but had to get rid. Kept nicking all my fags.

Was yours called Jeremy as well?

 

[DTeacher]

Vidic reckons Van Dijk would NOT get in United's team lol.

Van Dijk is well overrated but he WOULD get in their team to be fair.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro....t-manchester-uniteds-starting-xi-8722042/amp/

 

[Vienna_70]

Was yours called Jeremy as well?

Ours was when he arrived. Or Jez for short.

But he’s now Jazz. A much better name.

 

[Vienna_70]

Vidic reckons Van Dijk would NOT get in United's team lol.

Van Dijk is well overrated but he WOULD get in their team to be fair.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro....t-manchester-uniteds-starting-xi-8722042/amp/

When he’s got Smallthing, the new Stan Laurel, Lindelhoof and Rumphole as competition?

What the fuck is Vidić on?

 

[aguero93:20]

Vidic reckons Van Dijk would NOT get in United's team lol.

Van Dijk is well overrated but he WOULD get in their team to be fair.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro....t-manchester-uniteds-starting-xi-8722042/amp/

They'd let him pick his position.

 

[Mr.Feeny]

Vidic reckons Van Dijk would NOT get in United's team lol.

Van Dijk is well overrated but he WOULD get in their team to be fair.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro....t-manchester-uniteds-starting-xi-8722042/amp/

That's a United bias. He is not going to say that Van Dijk would get in even though his statement is stupid because Van Dijk would get into any premier league team and I think he'll end up winning the PFA player of the year award in a couple of months. Even if some don't rate him that highly, he is surely better than United's central defenders. There is no way Lindelof, Bailly, or Jones are better than he is. Neither is Smalling, in my opinion.