Liverpool thread 2018/19

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Would like to see how much Liverpool’s wages has increased with all these signings it must be close to the limit with premiership ffp.

Their income with the CL final, 3rd in the prem, new stand and corporate tickets will be much higher now. They are charging some
£13000 for corporate seats per season and people are paying it! A client of mine was offered one last season when it opened.

 

[WhenProgrammesWereAShilling]

There literally buying the league !
Nightmare

They are buying second place...

 

[br88]

This comment made by Alisson made me chuckle...."I am going to a club which is used to winning things"????????....haha!!.

 

[Itsaar]

Will be a top signing, if can keep clear of concussion.

 

[Clevers]

This comment made by Alisson made me chuckle...."I am going to a club which is used to winning things"????????....haha!!.

Probably meant used to win things.

 

[Neville Kneville]

They will have to turn the spending into actual trophies.

 

[Groke]

This comment made by Alisson made me chuckle...."I am going to a club which is used to winning things"????????....haha!!.

Their medicals are slightly different to other clubs, they include:

- Grief test - checking to see if the upper arm is large enough to continuously hold up a black arm band for the duration of their contract
- Cringe test - they have to read one of their special fan's poems without vomiting
- History test - they get an hour to study some well documented historical event, then rewrite it completely
- Media test - they have to say at least 3 Liverpool cliches (e.g. special European nights, giant football club, Kop sucking the ball in) without laughing

 

[ballinio]

Their medicals are slightly different to other clubs, they include:

- Grief test - checking to see if the upper arm is large enough to continuously hold up a black arm band for the duration of their contract
- Cringe test - they have to read one of their special fan's poems without vomiting
- History test - they get an hour to study some well documented historical event, then rewrite it completely
- Media test - they have to say at least 3 Liverpool cliches (e.g. special European nights, giant football club, Kop sucking the ball in) without laughing

Ha ha very good

 

[01cravend]

Still no creativity in their midfield = still no title threat.

 

[mat]

Allison done the obligatory brainwashed cult video yet?