Liverpool thread 2018/19

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If the Judith Chalmers Eleven are still feeling a little jaded, there's still time for a quick overnight on the piss in Ibiza
before their game tomorrow night.
 
What's with the shit about doping the Dippers keep going on about or are they simply referring to the cash?

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M18CTID said:
Anyone seen this post from a Liverpool fan on Red Cafe? I nearly fell off my chair reading it but fair fucks to him as he fucking nails it:
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Not seen that before, dont ever see anything like that on their forums, it's usually just regurgitated media propaganda. I bet he got loads of stick, but there again there is little to argue about in what he said.

I'd add to it myself..... This country has spent 25 years or so (Maybe more) with the turgid kick and rush long ball hardmen football that United were winning with. Our national teams usually selects from the top teams, the top teams gave us players like Neville, Butt, Parlour, with the only bit of cultured football coming from Beckham or Cole! No wonder our national game has suffered. European teams had been playing progressive football for years whilst we played that shit

Nowadays the selections for England are coming from teams like Spurs or City, the new teams that dont rely on club size to bully their way to the premier title, they actually produce and buy actual quality, good players to fit into the modern game, like Foden, Alli, Stones, its been the only way to break that cartel.

Without City etc, this country would still be playing Phil Jones hoofball up to Troy Deeney who has to hold it up Heskey style so golden buy and the only english hope - Rashford can get a chance.
 
They don’t have it in them for a race to the finish, they know and we know it. They would never be able to handle the nerves. Next few games will see either team pull ahead imo.
 
tolmie's hairdoo said:
That Padr81 can't be a blue, surely? Every other post is an apology or blowing smoke.

How weird. He cites how appalled he is at City supposedly dodging FFP, with no reference whatsoever why it was put there in the first place.
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I always ask myself who would go to talk about football for fun in a place where everyone hates the club you love.

And the answer is no one normal.
 
johnevans said:
Collective nouns can be numerous for any animal, group etc.. for example, sheep can be in a ‘flock’ or a ‘herd’ or a ‘drove’ or a ‘hurtle’ etc, while dolphins and whales can be in a ‘school’ or a ‘pod’ etc.. so everyone’s correct and wins a packet of Dolly Mixtures!

As for The Anfield Road Formation Brick Throwers, well I wonder if the collective noun for turtles might be appropriate.. ‘a dole’.. because turtles only poke their heads out when it’s safe to do so (for example, when their team has been on a bit of a flukey winning streak, punctuated with lots of offside goals and dubious penalties) yet withdraw into their shells once their team is on the receiving end of a good tatering (for example, as with their recent performance at The Etihad)

There could be one other interpretation of ‘a dole of Scousers’ but I’m having trouble remembering what on Earth it could be (my age, forgive me.. I wish I could recall what it might refer to..)
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Reminds of when I worked for Post Office Telephones in the 60s

We came up with;

A ‘skive’ of engineers.

And

A ‘dither’ of managers.
 
johnevans said:
Collective nouns can be numerous for any animal, group etc.. for example, sheep can be in a ‘flock’ or a ‘herd’ or a ‘drove’ or a ‘hurtle’ etc, while dolphins and whales can be in a ‘school’ or a ‘pod’ etc.. so everyone’s correct and wins a packet of Dolly Mixtures!

As for The Anfield Road Formation Brick Throwers, well I wonder if the collective noun for turtles might be appropriate.. ‘a dole’.. because turtles only poke their heads out when it’s safe to do so (for example, when their team has been on a bit of a flukey winning streak, punctuated with lots of offside goals and dubious penalties) yet withdraw into their shells once their team is on the receiving end of a good tatering (for example, as with their recent performance at The Etihad)

There could be one other interpretation of ‘a dole of Scousers’ but I’m having trouble remembering what on Earth it could be (my age, forgive me.. I wish I could recall what it might refer to..)
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The middle paragraph is a very good description of red dippers, who post on Bluemoon.
 
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