Liverpool thread 2018/19

[Xhavenjoe]

Farmer Michael not a Klopp fan

 

[Burtonblue]

I hope they win nothing every season!

Absolutely!
Vermin.

 

[Decepticon]

Farmer Michael not a Klopp fan

ahahahahahahahah

 

[Burtonblue]

When 8 thousand extra fans turn up without tickets to a match something is bound to happen.

Some people never learn...

 

[old blue]

Are you saying that if Klopp leaves he'll have to give his teeth back?

Yes,to Mr Ed.

 

[Javi Garcia's Hairstylist]

I think the thought of them not winning things makes me ALMOST as happy as when we do.

If we were in this year's title race and, say, Arsenal was a point behind? And then they pipped us? I'd say "hell of a season, can't wait for next."

But if these despicable vermin beat us out? Just devastating.

 

[cheekybids]

Did anyone else love how Suarez clearly couldn't give a shit about them?

Last week I read some arse licking article about how much he loves the club & named his daughter by using an anagram of Anfield.

It seemed stranged they didn’t name her or mention the age, maybe because little Delfina “Spanish name” was born before he’d stepped foot in merseyside. How fucking needy!!

 

[kinky's boots]

I had this perfect dream
-Un sueño me envolvió
This dream was me and you
-Tal vez estás aquí
I want all the world to see
-Un instinto me guiaba
A miracle sensation
My guide and inspiration
Now my dream is slowly coming true

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Their season is in tatters
They've won fuck all again....
Thank you Lionel Messi
Their dreams are down the drain

They went and trashed the city
And drank a load of beers
But thanks to Guardiola
It will soon be 30 years....

Allez Allez Allez

 

[CelesteItis]

Definition of LFCnuts:
Racist classless vermin club from top to bottom. The majority of their fans are scum, knob heads, wank stains, bell ends, helmets, pricks and cúnts; fuckwits, cumsplats and cûnts; wankers, cockwombles, scrotes, twats and cünts
Feel free to add some input in this definition.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Is he a bitter blue?

Defo from Stockport

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Last week I read some arse licking article about how much he loves the club & named his daughter by using an anagram of Anfield.

It seemed stranged they didn’t name her or mention the age, maybe because little Delfina “Spanish name” was born before he’d stepped foot in merseyside. How fucking needy!!

Childhood fan? Every player in the world is either a childhood rag or dipper don't you know.

 

[balotellishaircut]

You just know next Tuesday them scally fucking dippers will brick the Barcelona coach, if that happens they should get a lengthy ban from the competition.

 

[Roachy]

You just know next Tuesday them scally fucking dippers will brick the Barcelona coach, if that happens they should get a lengthy ban from the competition.

On a serious note it should be made clear from now by UEFA, that if any object is thrown at the coach it can drive off and them shithouses forfeit the game. Them twats need teaching a lesson.

 

[HelloCity]

They could go out of the CL on Tuesday and then lose the league on the following Sunday.

Let’s hope we’re singing this at the end of the season...

“Sterling won the treble, scousers won **** all”

 

[balotellishaircut]

They could go out of the CL on Tuesday and then lose the league on the following Monday.

Let’s hope we’re singing this at the end of the season...

“Sterling won the treble, scousers won **** all”

We play our game against Leicester before there return leg against Barca.

 

[HelloCity]

We play our game against Leicester before there return leg against Barca.

Yeah I know. I meant Sunday.

 

[its a Barm]

Why do some on here get ahead of themselves, it's so rag like wait until its won then you can go off on one.

 

[BrianW]

I've come to the conclusion that I'd rather be a Tory than a Scouse. Can't think of a worse insult.
I pray to God we win the title, so that these berks are gutted.

 

[JASR]

The BBC clearly didn’t like Liverpool losing.

They had a HYS pre match, which closed before.

That has now gone, no HYS for after the match, and by the looks of their entire football website, there’s no HYS icons anywhere. It’s a purge of (admittably) troll laughing speech.