The *PL Champions are back in action today.
25 games into defending their title, they find themselves up against the league's bottom team..
A chance for the red arrows to dive, cheat and con their way to a bucket full of goals you would think..
But hang on a minute, the forrm guide has them identically matched over the last half dozen games..
Surely that can't be correct ?
The dippers are touted as the BEST team ever..
I've had it drummed into me..
The best goalkeeper
The best fullbacks
The best defenders (one or 2:have sore knees at the moment I've heard..)
The best midfielders
And by fcuk, THE BEST front 3 ( who regularly get outscored by a team who mostly play without a centre forward btw)..
All of this is knitted together and overseen by the greatest manager ever to grace our shores..
Not forgetting, the above ply their trade in the Country's, no, most probably the World's, most iconic stadium..
A stadium daubed with the name of their main, money laundering sponsor..
A stadium fit for kings but not fitted with big screens..
A stadium packed to the rafters with the best, most knowledgeable fans in the land, when circumstances permit of course..
Their passion knows no bounds and just because access to the KOP is currently on hold, you can bank on them congregating in great numbers, to attack coaches, light flairs, smash up their town and let a barrage of fireworks off..
Only recently they were outside their stadium setting off their rockets and catherine wheels whilst the opposition they were playing were sparkling inside and handling their team a fkin good, old fashioned, hiding..!
It's PASSION though... something normal football fans just don't get, have or will never understand..
Now back to today's game..
A good, muck and bullets, up and at 'em 6 pointer..
Can the team who play in red who have had a shocking season, looked out of their depth, can't win a home game for fun, lost 5 of the last 6, look bereft of ideas and are so predictable to watch actually win for a change... or will Sheffield United roll them over ?
Looking forward to Spit, Tyler, Souness, cat flap junior and Daglish's daughter filling me in on events..
Even an unexpected dipper win will leave them nearer to the bottom 3 in the league as opposed to the top..
Don't forget, these are lauded as the BEST team ever by the twats in the media..
Mentality Monsters, it means more don't you know.!
What a fkin shambles of a club, the dippers have become..!
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