Liverpool thread 2020/21

[Vienna_70]

Only if Her Majesty says so.

I think that should be The End of these Beatles puns.

 

[N1985]

I'm absolutely loving the new forum format that makes posting hilarious shit like this, easy.

You can literally smell their piss boiling all the way down the M62. It's brilliant.

 

[avoidconfusion]

Is there a petition yet to give them the Premier League title for this season now due to the INJUSTICE that occurred ?

 

[mike1923]

I know that you shouldn't really mock the afflicted but this guy is next level special and that's a Sean promise!

I bet Pickford has gone into hiding knowing that a midget with a handbag is on the lookout for him!

They collect major trophies ... not very often though

 

[laserblue]

They collect major trophies ... not very often though

That's why they're collector's items. As rare as rocking horse shit at Klanfield in the last decade that saw City lift 11 trophies.

 

[Horlocksleftpeg]

I absolutely guarantee they all wear Van Dijk tshirts to warm up for their next game

 

[denislawsbackheel]

It's dead

It’s an ex-parrot.

 

[oldhamblue]

 

[Barcon]

I thought the same. Sean the hardman is a midget. When they meet Sean will jump up and bite Pickford in the knee.

Apparently Van Dyke is 6' 4". That makes the kid with the purse about 5" 3"
I'm sure the professional athlete is shitting himself.

 

[northendenton]

It's dead

Shuffled off this mortal coil an ex parrot