never seen such coverage of an injury to a professional footballer , i think the helicopter lift from Goodison to the hospital was over the top , the Dippers have hired a private jet to take VVD to the surgeon there will be a 50 miles exclusion zone and the plane will be flanked by RAF eurofighter typhoons.
There will be a 2 minutes silence before the surgeon removes the part of his hamstring tendon to repair the ACL , on completion of the operation he will taken to Lourdes and afterwards their will be a blessing from the Pope .
All the seats in the two Dipper cathedrals are now booked solid for their plastic fan base to fall to their knees and promise to refrain from applying for fraudulent benefit claims if the Lord will promise a 100% recovery
All the Dippers games will also now be re-arranged until their saviour completes his recovery.