Really can't be arsed with the dark arts today. Shouldn't be called dark arts it should just be called twattish behaviour. 2 good teams battling it out is all I want without the bullshit and histrionics involved.
Here are guarantees for today;
Mane several tackles no booking.
Thiago several tackles no booking.
Robertson possible red card only a yellow.
Flopp constantly in 4th officials ear and gesticulating towards the ref as if he is being unfair.
Salah hits the deck time and again in the box and in good positions for free kicks. Then miraculously turns into hercules holding off 2/3 players when it suits him.
Mane/salah tipping our players as they go up for a header landing nearly on their head, no card.
A fluke shot either goes in or hits post/crossbar.
TAA constantly pushing players in the back when balls out of play.
Robertson/TAA push players into advertisement boards, nothing said by ref.
Thiago praised by commentators for passing it sideways 5 yards.
Milner tackling someone like they've raped his missus, coz it means more!!!
After letting lfc players off multiple times for fouls and players diving, our player gets booked for 1st tackle.
Finally the obvious penalty not given due to some randomn made up excuse.
Please let us spank them at Anfield , 5 or 6 goals would make it soo sweet.
