Onholiday(somemightsay)
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Such a low point........
Liverpool thread 2020/21
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Mancity1980
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Jurgen Klopp dies and turns up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven wearing his Liverpool full kit, where he finds God waiting to great him.
God smiles and bids him welcome, "Come Jurgen, let me take you on a tour."
He shows Klopp a small two bedroom house with an old, faded Liverpool. banner hanging from the front porch. Sounds of You'll Never Walk Alone can be heard coming from the open windows. "This is your house, Jurgen. Most people don't get their own house up here, but we all thought that you deserved one." God says to him.
Klopp looks at the house, looks at the tired Liver bird banner and smiles at the tune he loves.
Then he turns around and looks at the big house sitting at the top of the hill. It's a huge three-story mansion with white marble columns and a large swimming pool out front. Manchester City flags line both sides of the wide porch and a huge banner hangs between the marble columns.
Klopp turns to God and says: "Thanks for the house, God. I really appreciate it. But I didn't realise Pep had died as well?”
God looks at him seriously for a moment, then he pat's him lightly on the shoulder and with a smile he replies: "That's not Pep’s house up there - that's where I live."
God smiles and bids him welcome, "Come Jurgen, let me take you on a tour."
He shows Klopp a small two bedroom house with an old, faded Liverpool. banner hanging from the front porch. Sounds of You'll Never Walk Alone can be heard coming from the open windows. "This is your house, Jurgen. Most people don't get their own house up here, but we all thought that you deserved one." God says to him.
Klopp looks at the house, looks at the tired Liver bird banner and smiles at the tune he loves.
Then he turns around and looks at the big house sitting at the top of the hill. It's a huge three-story mansion with white marble columns and a large swimming pool out front. Manchester City flags line both sides of the wide porch and a huge banner hangs between the marble columns.
Klopp turns to God and says: "Thanks for the house, God. I really appreciate it. But I didn't realise Pep had died as well?”
God looks at him seriously for a moment, then he pat's him lightly on the shoulder and with a smile he replies: "That's not Pep’s house up there - that's where I live."
SapperBlue
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And sultanas in the Balti pies
Grassland Blue
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The buses will be on bricks...
I did laugh at those...but isnt that what being a supporter is all about?
Being that little bit deluded, biased, blinkered.....
but also being prepared to have the piss taken out of you, to be challenged on some of the crap that we come out with/believe
...because we support our teams......
Sadly however, some people simply never take a step back and have a reality check.
"Darker times"...say that to Macclesfield fans with their financial worries, to Bury or Barrow!!!!
You take the praise...you take the crap....its football and its great
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Hamann Pineapple
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Alisson's dad has drowned.
TheCentralScrutinizer
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They are well beyond the stage of deluded biased & blinkered...they are a Koresh type cult & if you take the piss on RAWK not only will you be gone they will probably put a number on you're head....
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Just been reading about that. It is utterly tragic and he was only 57.
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