Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[TonyM]

Feel their pain fellow Blues...

I can just imagine him saying this to his Mum while he swaps his full kit for comfy Liverpool pjs and Mum serves him hot milk in his favourite You'll Never Walk Alone mug.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Hasn't he just cried like a newborn over Spurs not bending over and touching their toes in their mere presence?

Guardiola seems pretty chilled. Klopp, meanwhile, barely acknowledged Conte after the Spurs game, barely even looked at him, and whinged in his post-match interview. I swear these people live in a parallel universe.

Also, there are zero obstacles to City's success? Carlo Ancelotti missed that meeting. And why do they act like they haven't spent a shit ton of money? You can't have it both ways, you can't brag about how you're the BIGGEST CLUB EVAR and then play the 'oh we're plucky underdogs who found Virgil van Dijk in a cardboard box' card.

JFC. They're acting like the title's done and dusted.

 

[lasereyes]

Feel their pain fellow Blues...

Heysel murderers, once in 3 decades champions, loathed by most neutral fans, zebra teeth, perpetual victims, candle burners and above all Scousers. Yes i'm sure Pep is sleepless every night in bitter envy

 

[lasereyes]

Guardiola seems pretty chilled. Klopp, meanwhile, barely acknowledged Conte after the Spurs game, barely even looked at him, and whinged in his post-match interview. I swear these people live in a parallel universe.

Also, there are zero obstacles to City's success? Carlo Ancelotti missed that meeting. And why do they act like they haven't spent a shit ton of money? You can't have it both ways, you can't brag about how you're the BIGGEST CLUB EVAR and then play the 'oh we're plucky underdogs who found Virgil van Dijk in a cardboard box' card.

JFC. They're acting like the title's done and dusted.

or paid twice as much for Allishite as we did for Ederson

 

[fitzy blue]

Feel their pain fellow Blues...

Seems like si steers well off course. Nob!

 

[HelloCity]

 

[mexico1970]

I can just imagine him saying this to his Mum while he swaps his full kit for comfy Liverpool pjs and Mum serves him hot milk in his favourite You'll Never Walk Alone mug.

His description of the flouncing Pharaoh is interestingly naïve :)

 

[BlueAnorak]

When we win the league this season it'll be sweet. The quad squad had a semi on last week and now the reality is starting to hit them that they are not up to the hype their media counterparts present them to be.

I think the following may be more accurate...

 

[Inter Me Nan]

His description of the flouncing Pharaoh is interestingly naïve :)

Bless.

 

[14aguero]

His description of the flouncing Pharaoh is interestingly naïve :)

This has to be self-parody. Beyond the age of ten, this type of prose cannot be possible.