Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[blueju]

This is the fun we're getting at the moment from the bin-dippers...

'Man City have signed two of the best young forwards in football for £80M.
Uneducated bin dippers reply... 'Who is the second one?'
Slightly more educated bin-dipper 'Alvarez'.
Uneducated bin-dipper 'Aah I don't know about him.'

Another uneducated bin-dipper (yes this is gonna become tedious)
...'I don't quite see where Haaland fits into City's team and how Guardiola will use him.
Well bin-dipper - I'm sure a prolific striker is really going to struggle to fit into our team. Those are the sort of headaches I would thrive on.

Another quote from a bin-dipper who is obviously going to jump ship to Man City...

The only way this will ever end is if fans of all clubs stop attending Man City games
Otherwise you might as well just change the name from "The Premier League" to "The Who Can Get Closest To City League" It's barely even a sport anymore FFS.

Aww...it sucks when your team aren't good enough, and the only way you can claim victory is by attempting to change the Premier League rules, just to give you that sub-serviant pat on the back that you've been pining for over the last 20 years. Get over yourselves. You're not a little club that has come from nothing, and now all of a sudden are deciding to do things the 'right way'. We know the money that was poured into your club - when others couldn't compete. Stop playing victimhood. You've got decent players and nothing stops them winning on the field for you -just the same as my club.

Plus their dodgy sponsors past and present, that are never ever discussed on any form of media…except here.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

How's the playoff game idea going dips?

 

[oldius]

This fella left the negotiating table to tell his tale of the signing on RAWK.

500k a week wages for 5 years is 125 million, must be a nice signing on fee on top there say between £30-£50 million.
Transfer fee £51 million.
Raiola/ now his agency fee £30 million.
Father's fee £30 million.

That's roughly a £300 million outlay, just as Marca reported a few days ago.

No wonder Klopp said he wanted nothing to do with Haaland when he said the money involved was crazy when he was asked last month in a presser.

They are so lucky to have the insight into these deals and then the brotherhood to accept it and trot it out, repeatedly. How lucky they are that all their 'best players in the world' wish to play for a tanner a week and the chance to sniff Joe Fagan's boot room socks.

 

[skiddypants]

Joe Fagen you say?
That’s livin alright

Then a pint with the boys
In a bar full of noise
That’s livin alright
That’s livin alright

Working all day
For a pittance of pay
Then blow it all on Saturday night
And you kiss the dames
But you don’t ask their names
That’s livin’ alright

 

[Bluekiwi]

I have a bit more hope that Chelsea could beat the scouse mob in the FA Cup - they have suddenly found some motivation - albeit against Leeds but a win is a win and it boosts morale. On top of that the scousers have actually conceded goals in their last few games so the world's best centre half and his cohorts are not unbeatable.

 

[manclad]

Joe Fagen you say?
That’s livin alright

Then a pint with the boys
In a bar full of noise
That’s livin alright
That’s livin alright

Working all day
For a pittance of pay
Then blow it all on Saturday night
And you kiss the dames
But you don’t ask their names
That’s livin’ alright

You are Dennis Paterson and I claim my £10 reward !!!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

How Kevin De Bruyne copying Haaland goal celebration is possible good news for Liverpool.

Has the Echo written that article yet?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

How Kevin De Bruyne copying Haaland goal celebration is possible good news for Liverpool.

Has the Echo written that article yet?

Haha, I saw one of those sponsored articles on Twitter that had that exact structure. "What new Champions League rules mean for Liverpool" and then an analysis of what it means for any fucking team.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Some of the cope / logic for them is hilarious 'If it wasn't for us (Liverpool) and Klopp, then this would be the French/German league every year'.

Which is totally retarded logic, as if you took us away - then it would be Liverpool winning the league every year by 15-20 points....

They just cannot handle the fact that they happen to be having their strongest decade whilst we are as well. We are better than them, it's as simple as that. The Madrid result was a freak and had we been going to the CL final, I'd have no doubt we would be doing the double this year.

 

[mexico1970]

Mentality monsters they said.
Invoke the spirit of Shankly they said.
The league cup is bigger than the premier league they said.