Speaking of Joe Fagan, that reminds me of that classic Twitter exchange between a City fan and a Liverpool fan:
Liverpool fan: “Name 1 (ONE) Manchester City player from before 2008”
City fan: “Joe Fagan”
Liverpool fan: “Who’s he?”
City fan: “Only one of your most successful managers ever you plastic ****!”
You could have the same twitter conversation with united fans.
City fan: “Name 2 (TWO) former Manchester City players involved in the Munich disaster?"
United fan: “wut?"
City fan: “Well for 1, there's Frank Swift...”
United fan: "who?"
City fan: "Goalkeeper, won an FA Cup, also watched by the record crowd outside of Wembley of 84,569, then won the Div 1, all in the 30's before WWII, you know before City existed in 2008, became a Sports reporter and sadly died on the tarmac..."
United fan: "That's ancient history, nothing to do with United except by some shit reporter association!"
City fan: "Ok, the other chap luckily survived, and he was a great player for City, and also won the same FA cup as Frank..."
United fan: "Go on then, what association to United did he ever have?!?"
City fan: "oh..ok... tell you what, have you ever been to London?"
United fan: "Been?!? I live there you farkin muppet"
City fan: "Ok, well it's lucky HS2 is happening then, get you back quicker from the matches you don't actually ever go to, soon... but I digress, in London you know those guards at the Palace with the red uniforms and the funny furry hats?"
United fan: "Well durrr yes, and as you clearly don't know what they are called, I'll give you this for free, they are called 'Busby's!"
City fan: "Really? well there you go. You learn something new every day. Anyway must dash, i'm about to explode with laughter at you'