Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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The idea that they’re having a parade tomorrow is hilarious to me. How pathetic.

You can imagine the players, hungover, pissed off and tired, "Do we really have to go on this shitty bus tour?"

This brings to mind a story from when I worked on the ships. We got discounts for P&O cruises but on a standby basis. This guy onboard, a right knob, had booked with his wife, leave sorted new clothes bought, the lot. Last minute P&0 contacts them to explain they have to cancel the cruise as its now fully booked. They desperately try to book something else but it's now peak season and the only place with any availability was Blackpool! His wife is not happy but anyway off they go. The only place they could get was a shitty B+B and in true Blackpool summer weather tradition it's freezing cold, blowing a gale and torrential rain. He says they're about to kill one another so they get wrapped up and decide to go for a walk. The seafront is almost deserted but in the distance he sees another couple. As they get closer he keeps saying to his wife, "That bloke looks familiar." His wife says, "Don't be stupid we live in Kent, who else is going to be stupid enough to travel all this way to this shitehole??" As they draw level the man turns around and says, "Hello David fancy seeing you here,!" It was a purser off the ship, one of the most boring fuckers you could meet and a prize knob. Dave replies, "Mick, what are you doing here???" It turns out he was there for a marines band reunion and he insists him and his wife come along to watch. As he was a big boss he couldn't really refuse. They were stuck with them a few days and almost divorced it was so awful ha ha!
 
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It's strange to me that they remind everybody at every opportunity about Hillsborough but when the local law enforcement agencies set up to stop a similar circumstance then the narrative is that the law enforcement is wrong and the poor, innocent fans were not at fault
 
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The investigation should start with why with their bloodstained history, did the manager of their football club encourage fans to decend on Paris with no tickets?
Did he not think it would end in chaos?
Similar to asking fans to make a hostile atmosphere for City at the CL game in 2018 and we know what happened there
He doesn't know much about Liverpool history, though ..,.... Why boo the anthem? Don't know, probably history. Why did Wolves cheer City goals? Don't know? It's probably history Jürgen. Why not tell fans to turn up without tickets? Don't know? It's probably history Jürgen.

And a new one after last night, probably. Why did every other fan want us to lose?

You would think, being a fully paid up cult member, he would know a little about all these things.
 
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