Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[give it to gordon]

There needs to be a formal investigation into what has gone on with their testing. There is absolutely no chance they’ve had multiple false positives all coincidentally at the exact same time, when false positives have never been such a significant issue for any club prior. Absolute horse shit. But we all know full well that they’ll be taken at face value and nothing will ever be spoken of this again. It’s all bollocks, quite clearly.

Agree this reflects very badly against the manufacturer of the test. I would think the company will want an investigation into what has happened. This is serious

 

[domalino]

There needs to be a formal investigation into what has gone on with their testing. There is absolutely no chance they’ve had multiple false positives all coincidentally at the exact same time, when false positives have never been such a significant issue for any club prior. Absolute horse shit. But we all know full well that they’ll be taken at face value and nothing will ever be spoken of this again. It’s all bollocks, quite clearly.

Why would Klopp tell everyone they were false positives if they'd cheated to get them?

He didn't need to do that, it's confidential, and as he said the false positives did the full quarantine anyway so he's not benefitted from telling everyone they're false positives.


It's a million times more likely some medical staff at Liverpool fucked up and contaminated the tests then Klopp and co. deliberately faking them, then telling everyone about it to brag.

 

[give it to gordon]

Why would Klopp tell everyone they were false positives if they'd cheated to get them?

He didn't need to do that, it's confidential, and as he said the false positives did the full quarantine anyway so he's not benefitted from it.

Might have benefited as his front line are away on international duty.

 

[domalino]

Agree this reflects very badly against the manufacturer of the test. I would think the company will want an investigation into what has happened. This is serious

The manufacturers of the test have made billions of tests and billions of £$€, they don't give a shit about 6 false positives under non-standardised conditions at Anfield.

 

[Kippax77]

Kloppy couldn't get the testing swab past the veneers

 

[domalino]

Might have benefited as his front line are away on international duty.

No, how did he benefit by telling us all they were false?

And they will all be away on international duty when the rescheduled Arsenal match takes place as well.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Not suspicious at all!

Rum cunts.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

No, how did he benefit by telling us all they were false?

And they will all be away on international duty when the rescheduled Arsenal match takes place as well.

Good! With any luck they might end up out of the top 4! That would be piss funny

 

[roman totale]

This is an interesting scientific finding: PEDs create false positives.

 

[domalino]

They're actually cheating in broad daylight. The odds of what they're claiming are insane.

No they aren't.

This is a fundamental misunderstanding of the statistics involved.

The chance of a false positive in any given test is 1 in 1000 - 0.001

It is wrong to say the chances of 10 false positives is 0.001^10.

That ignores the very real possibility of contamination when we know there was 1 real positive, and they were all taken on the same day by the same medical staff, likely one player after another.