Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

Can we sing about waiters in Bulgaria?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Can we sing about waiters in Bulgaria?

Yes, but you can’t chant about it.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Yes, but you can’t chant about it.

Can we appeal to Jack Straw to quash any convictions if we do chant?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Never your fault
It's never your fault
And we believe you
It's never your fault.

Could we get away with that?

 

[paulsimpson]

Their possible line up if Salah and Konate can start:

Kelleher, Bradley, Konate, Van Dijk, Robertson, Endo, Szoboszlai, Mac Allister,Salah, Diaz, Nunez

If Salah and Konate don't start it'll be something like :

Kelleher,Bradley, Quansah, Van Dijk, Gomez, Endo, Szoboszlai, Mac Allister; Elliott, Diaz, Nunez

We should be well capable of getting at least a result against either of these sides.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Their possible line up if Salah and Konate can start:

Kelleher, Bradley, Konate, Van Dijk, Robertson, Endo, Szoboszlai, Mac Allister,Salah, Diaz, Nunez

If Salah and Konate don't start it'll be something like :

Kelleher,Bradley, Quansah, Van Dijk, Gomez, Endo, Szoboszlai, Mac Allister; Elliott, Diaz, Nunez

We should be well capable of getting at least a result against either of these sides.

That's fucked it...

:)

 

[urban genie]

They should rename Anfield, Jamestown or Heavens Gate

 

[TinFoilHat]

They should rename Anfield, Jamestown or Heavens Gate
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David Koresh lookalike as manager.

The signs are there.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I bet they class the oh what a night chant as tragedy chanting.

 

[bigA]

David Koresh lookalike as manager.

The signs are there.

Yep. The cult has the following rituals:

Reading the wise words of William "Billy Bullshit" Shankly and believing football is more important than life or death.

Lighting a candle for the 97 and adding 1 to the total whenever anyone who attended the game passes away. By 2060 this will be known as JFT 25,000.

Never admit to any blame for the 39 killed at Heysel, instead celebrate any trophies won on the anniversary of the occasion.

Burn a copy of the Sun daily in protest at the shameful "lies" told about the fans at Hillsborough whilst secretly knowing there were elements of truth in those reports.

Pay homage to the shining porcelain/plastic whiteness of St. Jurgen's magnificent dentures.

Carry out the time honoured ritual at throwing bricks, bottles, coins and other missiles at the players coaches of Manchester City, Manchester United and other clubs perceived as a threat to the cult.