Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The Dippers are f*cked this is their last season getting anywhere near another trophy, none of their players would be a good addition to our sqaud , Van Dick & Salah five years ago maybe but not when they are both in their thirties.
Clubshop has ridden a wave of bullshit for a decade just running mostly average players into the ground sprinkled with a few £80m signings the next manager will walk in to a dressing room of footballers who can only play one way , long ball/headless chicken football.
There will be a massive clear out but their Yank owners will not want to spend a bean , at least now they have a couple of trophy victories they can now play on a DVD and they can throw their VHS machines and tapes away now , scruffy c*nts.

 

[bondsman]

Liverpool have over achieved this season. They’ve been very lucky. That midfield is average, im still annoyed we let them off the hook at the etihad and we should’ve been out of sight at Anfield before we imploded.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Do you think it hurts more when they lose?

Because I fucking hope so, the Scouse cunts.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

And the media will still be queuing up to suck his cock.

Yep. Remember Peps recent banter with a Journo ? His insult won't even get a mention.

 

[Chak19]

And yet the media still sucks his dick.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Body shaming? Good lord

Told him he's "obviously not in good shape".
So yes. Body shaming.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Thank fuck he’s going. Proper, proper thundercunt. Hopefully leaves empty handed to epitomise his reign as their manager!

Was probably referring to his own teeth.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Will they get a ban from attending Liverpool’s next away game?

No. The league will likely ban disabled home fans from attending their club’s matches against Liverpool to avoid further conflict.

Isn't the disabled section at the swamp called the pitch

 

[malg]

Little ginger gobshite close to tears at the end.

The guy on the right has an awful accent.

 

[kunaguer09320]

Body shaming the interviewer too.

To be fair, I assume he meant ‘not in great shape’ to ask questions